Ikik I Might Be Late But I Haven't Read @zhongrin For Along Time Now. So Like Does Anybody Know What

I need this man to spread my legs like that

Please, Eric.

Look at me like this

while you’re stretching me.

I genuinely laughed hard at this lmao and it's too true

KISS Oneshot: Satan’s sacrificial waterfall

Warnings: Blood, Reader has a uterus, a couple of the boys have no idea what’s going on, you get the idea

A/N: I made this as fluffy as I could I swear.

Paul

•Hims very confused at first

•why were you being so mean and then the sweetest thing ever all within the span of a minute?

•Eventually you had to explain it to him

•He felt kind of embarrassed 

•But he takes such good care of you 🥺

•He buys you chocolate, makes you food, gives you snuggles, AHHHH he’s so sweet!

•Was a bit confused on how tampons work

•”You shove a piece of cotton up your vagina?!”

Gene

•Honestly had no fucking idea what was going on

•Like srsly you had to show him diagrams and shit

•But he understood after that

•He buys you whatever you need and orders takeout from your favorite restaurant 

•Also gives you back scratches! (Idk if y’all have ever had a gentle back scratch but that shit is my love language)

•Kind of gives off vibes like, “Hey baby I’m in the pads aisle, what size pussy you got?”

Ace

•omfg this himbo

•He knew what was going on but had to call his older sister to figure out why you couldn’t just pee it out 😭 (my cousin genuinely asked me this once btw)

•He kept the bathroom STOCKED after that

•Also he spoils you all week with cuddles and flowers and treats and ahhh space ace really saved the week 🥰

•A little bit confused while shopping so at first he brought back a piece of styrofoam 

Peter

•He knows what’s up instantly lmfao

•Bought you pain killers and a heating pad

•He’ll lay on your tummy to help soothe cramps too 🤤

•All week he runs you nice warm baths and runs to the store for you, oml he’s so sweet

•Gives you kisses all over your face 🥺

•Your little catman literally does EVERYTHING for you. Like you don’t even have to move baby.

Vinnie

•Genuinely cries with you 

•He HATES seeing you in so much pain

•But like the rest of the dudes, he buys you what you need and just SHOWERS you in affection

•He’ll play you your favorite songs on guitar, like literally anything for you bby

•Omggg he treats your ass like ROYALTY

•Lanky little bbyboy is at your service 🥴

Eric C.

•Poor foxy was so scared when he heard you scream from the bathroom

•Hims so innocent and he didn’t know what was going on

•But he helps you through it after a bit of an explanation 

•He’ll get in the bath with you and wash your hair too, like he wants to help so much

•Hims just so sweet 🥹 

•BOUGHT ALL THE PADS JUST IN CASE

Eric S. 

•Also at your service the whole goddamn time

•When you first got it unexpectedly he didn’t need any sort of explanation and just changed the sheets of the bed

•He knows that you can’t control your bodily functions 

•Snuggles with you and will watch your favorite movie

•Also will make you the strangest foods you crave (I can’t be the only one that wants salt on watermelon while I’m bleeding out the wrong end, right??)

Tommy

•Hoe is mad at your uterus 

•It should not be hurting you for not being offered a child 😤

•So he gives you ALLLL the love

•Also confused while shopping for pads so he called you and asked if you wanted lemon or lime 

•Makes you soup 🍲 

•Also CUDDLES

<3

here’s a picture of ace giving you a goodnight kiss and he hopes everyone has a good day tomorrow. just remember whatever you’re going through at the moment, it can be stress from work/school, try your best to remind yourself that you’re human and humans make mistakes. nothing wrong with it! take it day by day, stay in the moment 💘

guess who just got banned from c.ai again after asking a 14 month old baby "are you hungry?". like bitch, how tf do u think of smth naughty with a simple question. as a baby, do u think of smth else other than ya I hungry gimme food

nah, c.ai wtf is wrong with u

Paul: ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

Eric: ヾ(^▽^*)))

(๑•̀ω•́๑)

Yandere HSR Men || Click + Drag Game

BRING BACK CLICK AND DRAG GAMES 🗣️

Warning: the usual dark stuff (no rape)

The good thing about the lack of men is less editing pain

okok ik I'm late and all and genshin 5.4 dropped. we git a whole trailer for Mizuki and whatnot, but uhh I haven't been active on genshin and all cuz of star rail and I kinda lost my actual genshin account due to my friends other accounts.

but like, I was honestly not expecting Mizuki's voice to sound like that. NO HATE, just surprised. I was actually expecting her voice to be sweet and gentle. but damnnnn. her voice is still good tho

FINALLY GOT CASTORICEEEEEEEEE AND AT 11 PITYYYYYYY

YEAAAAA WE STILL GOT MORE FOR THE NEXT BITCHHHH

Vinnie is absolutely me during any gatherings

Least helpful member of KISS at Thanksgiving dinner? (Or any holiday dinner for my non-American Kissblrs)

Ace - sits on the couch and watches football with his solo band. Demands appetizers.

Gene - burns the food with his fire breathing. Refuses to pay for remodeling the kitchen.

Peter - complains that nothing is the way his grandmother made it.

Paul - takes over the entire kitchen. No one else may enter! Will not say what he’s making for dinner.

Tommy - went out to play golf. Never came back.

Eric - eating all the uncooked ingredients.

Vinnie - hiding in the bathroom to look at his phone.

mmmm nice :))))))

I just had the cutest and funniest idea, how would the hsr men react to their baby trying to breastfeed from them thinking they're the reader.

I'm doing this according to the characters who may/might have great personalities and assets.

Blade

Baby tries to latch on

He freezes. Completely. Soul leaves body for a moment. Then—"I am not… your parent/mother." Cue the most awkward, silent pause in existence. He gently, but very firmly, redirects the baby with a deadpan expression and dead eyes.

He tells no one. Ever. Not even Kafka. Especially not Kafka.

Jing Yuan

He stares down at the baby in mild surprise, then lets out a slow chuckle. "You must be terribly disappointed, little one."

He gently boops their nose with a finger and rocks them calmly, absolutely planning to bring this up to the reader later with that smug twinkle in his eyes. Bonus points if he sighs and says, "Looks like I’ll need to grow a pair after all."

Dan Heng

Instant red. The man turns into a statue. He gently pulls the baby away with both hands like he’s defusing a bomb and just... stares at it in mortified silence. Later, he’d overthink every single second of it. Won’t talk about it unless someone forces him to, and even then: denial.exe.

Welt

He adjusts his glasses with a slow sigh. "Ah… no, no. Wrong person, little one."

Handles it with mature, dad-like composure but absolutely brings it up at the next family meal like, “Reader, your child mistook me for you. It was... a unique experience.”

The baby loves him even more after. He’s their favorite uncle now. It's canon.

Luocha

He blinks, smiles softly, and calmly goes, “Oh? You’re hungry?” before realizing what they’re trying to do.

Cue a brief, very polite internal crisis.

He distracts the baby with a flower or a pretty trinket like nothing happened, but the internal monologue is just, "This is not in the medical texts."

Sunday

A pause. Then a quiet laugh, like soft bells in a dream.

"Ah… even your confusion is a kind of love, little one."

He would philosophize the hell out of that moment. Probably strokes the baby’s head, muttering something about how all souls long for comfort. Might even start psychoanalyzing the baby.

Still doesn’t know how to emotionally recover, though.