How The Fuck Do Morning People Stay Awake The Whole Day???? It’s Been 4 Hours And I Need A Nap

Sike! Sad grrrrl hours have ended!

*Enter chill girl vibes

Chat, if he doesn’t text me this weekend do I just give up?

The AM radio propaganda I am hearing right now is actually terrifying. We are not being “ripped off by the entire world” sir. That would be the attempt for the party to make you feel nationalism a very dangerous mindset that costs millions of lives for someone’s ego and fanaticism.

Yes see totally agree but how do I convince my coworkers to let me count fanfics for our book bingo competition in the office?

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

Guys. Watching Phineas and Ferb in Spanish. This shit is fire. THE FIRST EPISODE IS INSANE! ITS SO UNHINGED AND THEN SOMEHOW THE CHARACTERS ARE JUST CUNTIER IN SPANISH. Like they’re just insane. AND THE ENTIRE PLOT WITH PERRY US JUST

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

Dead On Arrival by FOB is one of those songs that has levels of complexity to it. Like for me, the song literally is talking about itself. I ALWAYS skipped DOA because it was different from a lot of the other songs I was listening to by them. And then I gave it a listen and was like oh I forgot the ending bit is more interesting and I started fighting that instinct to skip it. Then I listened to it HIGH. I heard the words and got the meaning and I was like ohhhhh. It’s the irony of how fans react to music YEARS later. Because it has been yeaaaaaars and I’m still the target audience of emo sad hours and I’m being perceived by their music and it’s just so poetic, and then I’m like these are just some dudes and I am just high and this is just a song.

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

Guys. Things happen in three right? I need someone to stop this right now because I’m afraid of anymore. Whatever I’ve gotta do to prevent that please lmk

You know what is a humbling experience? It being so cold that when you go out for your smoke the damn thing has to be relit every individual hit. Just so fucking brick out that it physically won’t stay lit. And I’m still out here trying. Still relighting. Metaphorical finger raised to the wind that’s cold enough to kill a person as I flick the clipper.

I am starting a thread of songs I want people to make edits to. TikTok, YouTube, I don’t care if you send it to me through the mail on a dvd, if it has these songs to two (or more) queer fuckers I’ll watch it. Thank you.

-poltergeist by Blackbear featuring Baywatch