Don’t Heteronormative Gender Roles My Yaoi

returning back to sasunaru is like dipping my entire naked body into a cool spring pond circled by a ring of blooming floral

sigh yeah inhale im home

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

also i think people forget that light’s personsona isn’t some snobbish elitist. people see him as just an extra smart guy. he’s a genius and he’s good at tennis but it’s in an endearing way. he’s the guy who you’d ask to help with your homework and he’d smile and say ‘sure!’ and he has a lot of friends even if nobody actually knows him deep down. he wouldn’t get caught as kira because he’d have a meltdown over trans people’s deadnames or whatever he’s good at reacting to new situations. he’s humble and people like him for a reason. he’s uncontroversial and easygoing. he respects authority but is down to earth enough to make jokes. that’s how he survived as kira. his camouflage was actually good. even before kira. you wouldn’t be “put off by his repulsive vibes.”

let’s put it this way. if light had a social media platform he wouldn’t be posting unhinged political takes, no matter his actual politics. he probably wouldn’t be posting about politics at all. he’d probably be posting about organizing or studying or something. hell, maybe he’d be an online tutor that people would love. point is, you think he’s unhinged because you see his inner thoughts. other people don’t.

guys i had an epiphany. the last time a fic had me by the balls like this was my deku fic from like over three years ago

when will lesbians finally go bob4bob huh

one of these bitches always has to have long hair

if all u feel towards vampires is eroticism ur wrong they’re the perfect cross breed of cannibal and werewolf and experience the closest thing to meta self aware horribleness that makes my knees tremble in its presence

yes i want to fuck duh

but it’s only sexy when u use ur brain n litmax them of their humanity commentary potential alr

i connect my interests with yarn and nails like a maniac Charlie fucking Kelly, obviously-

y. you don’t believe me?

Ralph is Ethan Winters abt 7 decades later and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DO U NEED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE STRINGS BC BY HEAVEN AND GOD I WILL

The winner takes it all

The loser's standing small

guys tsukishima has a secret playlist of basic songs he listens to when he’s weak enough to shed the music snob persona for a minute, and it’s 40 hours long

fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you