The Unofficially Named Naruto Sugar Baby Au Can Go Here Too

happy birthday Light Yagami

Light Yagami au where he’s an internet drudge and the deathnote book is just one of his many violent fantasies he rambles abt online

Not now mother, I have a little yet hearty blog to run

letting tsukishima into my apartment and remembering how messy it is and just going "oh. entropy wins again" upon opening a crack in the door and he wants to throw up from how endearing that singular statement was

rp idea!! I’ll be a sexy bad boy and ur hokage Also i have Penis

I stood up before the bus stopped fully so i could get my items situated and i toppled like a fucking domino

I can’t stand this cunt and his alpha pheromones

Stop scenting ur teammates and kiss me queer boy

my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

i havent talked about it on this blog but i will now because halo hates me . and she hates me and she wants me to die

but theres an alternate selfship universe where L and i meet at wammys house and hes a few years older than me and i basically get intellectually ratioed and because im a prideful and scorned bastard i let him drag me around because of how #phOWNED i got as a kid. and because we're similar and hes a 'better' version of me i like him. love that guy. hes just a yandere asshat but its like super hot idk

i look at my own blog with a stricken sentimentality only felt when surrounded by the peeling walls of 1980s floral, sitting on the firmly plushed wooden chair your grandmother reserves for you very exclusively, because she knows that’s your favorite spot, as she cooks something warm (and maybe a little stalling) for the road

i scoop up the thick stew (my posts) and feast til my heart rings contentment (reread until I get sick of deciphering english)

no alicorn option nobody is that cool