Hating Bitches Is A Very Slicked Fucking Slope Bc One Wrong Phrase, Let’s Use Go Fuck Yourself For

i really wanna smoke myself blind over this but i dont think L would appreciate that very much

This year I WILL learn how to give my boys drip

My Pov as I shitpost abt Lotf

oh i rlly am an L kinnie (tears in eyes)

light Yagami x Luka

I feel this very much so bc- LISTEN COME BACK

they’re both evil trickster twinks alr- pls we can write this out and it’ll be fun yall have a laugh and a half, a ball maybe hashtag crack

sasunaru to me is what the perspiration on the fishermen’s hand is to the dying trout

sweet succulent life sustaining liquid gold u r

idc if ur too unique niche freak to appreciate the yin and yang populating the mainstream ships i rlly couldn’t give a fuck if u pounded one right into my g-spot

they didn’t run so insert homoerotic rivalry can walk here- no

they leisurely strolled down a dirt path barren of greenery, and from their mere presence flowers of shining beauty and grace thence forth sprouted from the infertile earth, and life was once again colorful with impossible life

they yearned so hard that a sexual relationship can only begin to scratch the intimacy these two crave from one another

they hump and fuck like rabid dogs bc there is no other way to be closer and they’ve tried to crack each other open violently too frequently and fruitlessly to blindly let it be their solution again

there is no absolving the space between their freakish hearts- all big and pumping and so full of love and hurt they sometimes don’t know the difference

soulmates twin flames heart parallels-

all the labels and words and terms are never enough bc they aren’t woven tg thread of skin to thread of goddamn skin and they can’t fucking cope with the reality that that isn’t an option

so watch it u porn addled fiends, bc if the anal is anything less than deeply sentimental and overwhelming and wound melding and soul crushing and peace reaching, you’re writing them wrong

they need no less then to eat each other alive, but they settle for rushed blowjobs and cockwarming occasionalities

they need no less then to reach a hand into the others chest and feel their own heart beating alive in their palm, but they settle for sucking hickeys into the pulsing sound beckoning through their throat

they need no less then to kill each other, but would fall into such ironic tragedy in the aftermath of voids and oblivion and piercing numbness that’ll colors their finger tips purple while burning their eyes crimson from cold, eternal oceans of unshed salt, so they settle for loving each other

they don’t blend or dance or toe the line of obsession and hatred and love and humanity and feeling

They Are That Line

and I’ll be damned if the general consensus between the two remains the misconception of cheap and easy Enemies-To-LoversTM

fuck u

treat my yaoi with the reverent touch u would bow to a shrine to and the ears opened eye widened awe you reserve for humanities greatest living legends, and then up the dosage of pure admiration by a hundred and ten fucking percent

murasakibara and midorima ,,,

Nothing I really have to say abt the matter but it’s a matter and I want to hard launch that into the sphere

I WONT. I BANISH THE THOUGHT.

why tf did i date a guy that was weaker than me can yall never let me date a twink again eugh

mlp: gen 2 is magic ⭐️🦄

the arcade ask game made me remember when halo accompanied me to watch me play ddr for my birthday and then after six songs i proceeded to get distracted by the wizard of oz gambling machine. fuck vegas i wont make it past fun factory