Wait Link Literally Woke Up With Amnesia And Was Given A Tablet And Let Loose On Hyrule

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I hope this is sufficient

I’ve come up with a game I like to call “Ok, funny story”

It’s like two truths and a lie except it really isn’t. The rules are as such:

Create a poll.

This poll must contain at least one truth and one lie about yourself, but can have as many options as you like.

You don’t have to say how many of each there are (in fact, it’s more fun if you don’t!)

this part is important. You are NOT voting for which one is the truth and or which one is the lie. You are voting for which story sounds the most interesting, the story you want to hear told.

tag people! Stories need an audience!

When the poll ends, whether it is true or not, you tell the story that got voted for the most. It doesn’t have to be good, or long, but you do gotta tell the tale.

If there is a tie, you can tell either, or both.

I will make a callout post for every single individual person who does a poll and doesn’t follow it up with the promised story.

I’ll start:

At least one of these is true and at least one of these is a lie but I do have a story to back them all up.

Tag time! Let’s get this party started: @the-real-gmail @twomanyfandomshelp @stariel-and-stuff @yahooo-official @king-of-the-oreo @fangirlghost-19 @murpledurple @ivys-garden +open to anyone who wants to follow the rules

Guys the Cass AU is going to make me explode I'm screaming-

I made a little something for the FNAF Movie's release in Australia!!!! I really love it!!!! Escpecially Mike's hair :D

(The movie released today (26th) in Australia!!!!)

Skyward Sword has motion controls. Not a real Zelda. The past games all used proper controllers and had you sitting down.

I'm already seeing some people suggest that EoW is not a "real" Zelda game due to the new mechanics and lessened focus on combat. And like it's actually crazy to me how people call themselves Zelda fans but baulk every time the series gets a shake up (as if the devs haven't been trying to shake up the formula since Zelda Fucking Two.)

Anyway, with this I would like to start a thread called "Why Your Favourite Zelda Games Aren't Actually Zelda Games." I'll start:

Ocarina Of Time isn't a true Zelda game because Zelda shouldn't be 3D. The games began as 2D, and to change mediums is betraying the series roots and core gameplay.

Now, continue:

hey as a local aroace, i want to specify something.

were no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i (do i). a full commitments what im thinking of. you wouldnt get this from any other guy. i just wanna tell you how im feeling. gotta make you understand. never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down. never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry. never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ask away followers :)

(If you don't understand, there's an explanation at the bottom of the original post ^^)

Turtle Asks!

How did you get into tmnt?

Favorite iteration?

Iteration you haven't seen/read but want to start?

Iteration you are purposely avoiding?

If you were a ninja turtle, what color would your mask be?

How many of the Renaissance artists are you familiar with?

Favorite really obscure character?

Favorite villain/antagonist?

If you could change one thing about TMNT, what would it be?

How much tmnt merch do you own?

Favorite turtle (iteration specific)?

Favorite turtle across all iterations?

Which character are you the most similar to?

Which character would you want to be friends with?

Have you ever made fan content for tmnt?

Favorite theme song?

What's your favorite pizza topping(s)?

Did any of their voice actors really stand out to you?

Give ONE character a gun.

Give one character an air horn.

Give one character a hug?

Have you watched/read any of the iterations more than once?

If you could have a tmnt crossover with ANY other series, which would it be?

Roast your favorite character (affectionate)

EDIT: For anyone new to tumblr, this is an ask list. If you reblog it, then your followers can send you an ask with some of the numbers, and you answer the corresponding questions! It’s a fun and interesting way to get to know your friends and mutuals on tumblr. Make sure you have your asks enabled!

Umm ok. I was just short? Not much story there lol 😅

I was just a short kid and all the doorknobs (except a few) in my house were high off the ground. The way I’d get grounded is that my parents would just put me in my room and close the door lmao. Didn’t even need to lock the door! I was too short to even try to reach it lmaooo

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.