Kbonwhobeebos - The Beebo Man :))

the mental image of my tav (me) infodumping about vampires just kinda stuck and i needed to get it out. he (i) definitely would start taking notes on astarion. fucking study that bitch

(the text is from the vampire wikipedia page i hope thats obvious)

someone probably already made this

one of my favorite things to come out of the book of bill is bill basically canonically being slapped with a 60 y/o man so he cant look like a fetus anymore which means people are drawing middle aged human bills with facial hair and i love it so fucking hard

I love being delusional because I went to my first con yesterday and got a bunch of shit and I was just yknow walkin around and A CERTAIN MOTHERFUCKER catches my eye so I do a double take to make sure it was him and then I dropped $25 on an original artwork of Astarion

so i was originally gonna make a post about how i was reading the pda entry for the eyeye and how it says that the Alpha Peeper may have been the first thing on 4546B to evolve eyes and how "oh eyes are really complex structures so theres no way they evolved more than once. i mean warm-bloodedness only evolved like twice in mammals and birds so the Alpha Peeper could be the LUCA of 4546B" but then I google it to make sure.

gang. the LOWEST estimate I found was that eyes evolved 8 times independently of eachother. the HIGHEST was something like 1600?????? so thats what this post is about now theres so many different times eyes evolved holy shit

i just fucking rediscovered the movie that was my monsterfucker awakening???? like damn little me was onto something because the tall skinny nervous dude archetype still fondles my brain TO THIS DAY

(the movie is Strange Magic (2015) btw and I just watched it for the second time in my life because I only ever saw it when it was first in theaters and then proceeded to forget it existed)

ive figured out how to describe my favorite type of character and it is the ones with a personality that can best be described with one of those cat pictures thats just a kitten after drinking milk whos sopping wet and lost in the sauce

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

also reblogging this one bc it links to the otherssss

The last series of sketches with the baby reaper. At least right now I don't have much more ideas with these two

Part 3 Part 2 Part 1

does anyone else thank chatgpt once theyre done or is that just me