Shapeshifting Robo Bf ☺️ Orb -> Android

THIS IS FOR ALL MY DELULU BABYS AND GRILLS

HE HAS ARRIVED

just rewatched The Martian (2015) and that shit was as good as I remember it and since I need to tie everything into my hyperfixations I think Mark Watney and Ryley Robinson have the same/similar personality and Ryley definitely thinks "hey its kinda like that movie" at least once

3/23/25 Update: 1 1/2 pages into the book and yeah. Yeah they totally have the same personality. Unintentionally wrote Ryley like Mark Watney in my fic. It's great.

does anyone else feel violated every time they see an old spice ad because if i see any more unsolicited toes im killing someone

guys i’ve got to admit. i have no idea how in hell astarion’s hair works and it’s driving me insane

"He don't look like no damn ninja turtle"

-homie who has never played bg3

Better look at AL-AN walking after he is transfered into his vessel

wisely or whatever i didnt read the manga

@irradiatedasterii

thinking about the biological implications of someone (Ryley Robinson) getting stuck on an alien planet (4546B) with purely silicon-based lifeforms (headcanon).

like would he just starve??? Because if everything is composed of silicon there's no real use for carbon sugars and I dont think people can digest silicon last I checked

the main idea is that this could lead to some absolutely fucked-up prompts like Ryley slowly starving to death even though he feels full because his body is physically incapable of processing whatever fucked up molecules the plants/animals/other on 4546B use in place of carbon sugars. And he keeps misdiagnosing what's wrong with him as maybe it's part of the kharaa but then he gets to the floating island and gets potatoes and melons and lantern fruit and he either thinks he got over the kharaa or puts two and two together and realizes he was dying from starvation and/or malnutrition

I had a dream like a month ago where a super skinny, black figure with four eyes that was taller than my doorway was standing slightly hunched over in front of said doorway. In response, dream me asked him if he wanted to sleep in my bed. He then came to my bed, climbed the ladder... and proceeded to cuddle me. So I guess it works sometimes?

question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?

the minecraft movie but instead of the god awful cgi theyre using its all done like a mid 2010s minecraft roleplay video