fart taco has me wheezing in ways that shouldn't be able to come out of a human body
I'm constantly impressed at people's ability to stretch anything to fit an acronym, but it's extremely impressive how well that fits.
Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.
@poppytheaxolotl
surely the conses wont quence
AND it would have fit his character more!! since when does Five just go with something because others told him to? Even if they were other versions of himself, he's never been the type to just accept defeat, he's a dense, stubborn mf who will find a way around because no matter how deep he buries it beneath cynicism and doubt, the guy has hope and love for his family.
I think a better ending and message of The Umbrella Academy should have been that Five doesn't tell the others what he learns in the subway and about breaking the timeline, but instead he simply lives with his family, endlessly saving and trying to save the world. To live despite how dark it is and how hopeless it is.
To live in spite of hardship. To live and spit in the face of how hard and bleak it is.
To say, 'I lived' in spite of it all.
That should have been the message at the end.
Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
Antisemitic is the Zionist who kill everyone that stand in their way.
They killed Palestinian Jews , Christians and Moslems alike to create a non democratic state called Israel.
Israel is doing bad things and harming all semits in this world.
Israel is in fact antisemitic and anti human. They accuse non Jews of being anti semitic so they can continue murdering civilians.
They want you to shut up!
I would like a color :3
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
I love women /nx
Older than history itself
What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔
Im sure that will do wonders for your skin
Makeup remover wipes are overrated when you have pizza