@poppytheaxolotl @moreover-clover @aceing-on-the-cake

someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

oh hell yes

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

@poppytheaxolotl we need to get Mako and October on here so we can tag them in friendship posts like this one

People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn’t have to be mind games it’s okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw

The og malewife and girlboss

some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate

Oregon photo dump

this place is so beautiful I wish I could stay longer 😫

dysfunctional family, crazy exes, general trauma... but yes, the gay angel being sad is the worst thing to have ever happened in your life

Yay chain games!

Hands you a bit of those things

mm, vague and uninteresting, my favorite

Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it

Hands you a bit of a good idea