The Human Stress Response Seems So Maladaptive!

so uhhh i search my name pretty often to see what pops up and i keep seeing a playbuzz quiz that i made 5 years ago, but, like, posted by multiple german websites. is there a way to take it down? i can’t find a way to log into playbuzz 😭😭

y’all i have just discovered this about jay interpretations while reading through the ninjago fandom poll responses.

do y’all see jay as a redhead???? I always saw him a brunette. Or. I guess a brune? Is brunette a gendered term????

Don’t let this poll stop you from drawing him any way you would like, this is just curiosity getting the better of me 😅 I do think of all the ninja Jay is the most likely to dye his hair (fortnite) ninja blue or something but that’s just my read on him.

Also shoutout to a fellow fellow warrior cats + ninjago fan! Also, this response specifically is convincing me to watch hands of time, which I skipped…

is it worth it?

*P.S. If you commented one of these things in the ninjago fandom survey and are uncomfortable with me sharing it, let me know and i’ll take this post down!

this post— especially this tags, are giving me the confidence desired to post my singular dragons rising critic 🫣

but i wanna wait a lil bit longer after it’s release when it’s sooooo much better than crystallized

Okay, real talk on my Dragons Rising opinions... I like it.

But I do not care about ANYTHING going down in Imperium. Which sucks, cuz that's like at least half of the season.

Like, come on! We've got a whole new merged world with endless possibilities! So many locations to visit, old and new! So many new mysteries to solve and stories to learn because of the time skip! The world is your oyster!

But yeah, we also have this... Hunger Games place. I guess we could have all our major plot points revolve around the boring city location. That works too...

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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I totally agree! I think I should’ve specified “in-person” but bro was definitely binging every angle of “green ninja stops skeleton gang video #369”

y’all how old is arin. I’m not talking about age, I’m thinking in terms of the show timeline. If he was only a kid pre-merge, ain’t no way he was alive to see most of Ninjago in person. omg what if he was being born during the fire chapter or something. Obviously he’s heard about the ninja’s exploits, but to do you think he got to see any of them? Before the intro to Dragons Rising of course.

Criminal that despite her leading a biker gang we never get to see harumi's bike.

y’all, NEVER go to a small college. EVER. “but i like the community” “i get overwhelmed by lots off people” sure, I get it. But when you’re signing up for classes and your major requirements are only offered once a year and all at the same time, don’t say I didn’t warn you.