This Has Been Their Every Single Morning Ever Since They Started Sharing The Same Bed.

to the 3 other mr qi fans out there: pspspspspsps

Me: *passing by Caroline and hands her one of the Horseradishes I happen to be carrying atm*

Caroline, for some reason:

. . . how the flip am I supposed to respond to that.

lmao i don't know😭

Half assed ms paint doodles

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some of my medieval inspired sdv posters :)

NEVER HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON FASTER IN MY LIFE--

I have the sincere vaginal hubris of knowing that I would ride Gale Dekarios so hard it would rewire his brain on a level no deity-focused, celestial, metaphysical orgy of the self ever could. You can absolutely conjure four of yourself to fingerbang me, beautiful, but what I'm doing is ancient earth magic. This pussy unknowable. This pussy arcane. Your ex is a goddess? I would rob her of the Weave with a single twerk. Grip is godless, timeless, aligned only with our natural instinct to get freak nasty. If the heavens sought to control they shouldn't have given me an ass this fat and a gender this fluid. I'm driving til I find a way to get you pregnant, taking that wizard staff waterdeep til they rename Cowgirl to Seahorse.

who up blairing they witch