Beelzebub (Obey Me)

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Lucifer: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Satan, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Demon who broke into the house of lamentation an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Satan: Coming right up.

After literal years I've finally remembered I have this blog. Rereading my old work was actually really nice, and while I'm not sure if my skill level is the same as it was I'm going to give it a shot at getting back into this whole writing thing

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Asmodeus: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts lie a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Tired Satan: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Lucifer: We were just talking about catching that cat.

MC: What do you mean 'when I was young'? You're still leaving broken hearts every week Asmo.

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

Masterlist (Obey Me)

Demon Brothers

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Undatables

Diavolo

Solomon

Simeon

Barbatos

All/ Multiple

First Kisses

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Lucifer: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Diavolo, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

When you don't actually know how to schedule your posts properly so they all accidentally upload on the same day and now you have to scramble to write more stuff because you thought you had plenty of time until the next time you had to write more-

Imagine (Shigaraki Tomura):

You don’t age until you meet your soulmate (You stop at 21 until you find them). You moved in with the league of villains after being found on the streets by Mr. Compress. You realize after about three years that you’ve been aging, so you have to awkwardly ask your teammates if any of them have been aging recently.

(Imagine below the cut)

You’re realizing that this was a bad idea as you finally get Twice to talk to you alone for a moment.

The poor guy is confused. He has no idea why you want to talk to him alone, but he’s equally as curious.

When you try to discreetly ask him if he’s been feeling any different lately he takes you literally.

“I’m feeling so tired. I’ve never been more awake!”

You resort to just asking him outright and he just laughs while shaking his head and showing you a few red words on his shoulder.

“I already found mine, but try Compress. No try Spinner!”

Those two weren’t aging either, but both directed you towards Dabi.

Dabi laughed in your face as he showed you the names on both his wrists, and you realized it couldn’t be him.

“I dare you to ask Muscular or Shigaraki”

You didn’t want to bother your boss, who had been sneakily watching you go around to all of his underlings asking questions he couldn’t hear.

What Tomura did know however, was that he had been aging.

He had kept a close eye on you as you had approached Muscular, and was fuming as you seemed to ignore his presence.

He finally went complaining to Kurogiri who told him in the nicest way to just man up and go talk to you.

When you ran out of people to ask, even going as far as asking Giran when he popped by, you were about to give up.

“You forgot me.” 

The raspy voice behind you nearly had you jumping out of your skin, and you turned to see your leader.

Shigaraki was staring at you impatiently, and your mouth went dry as you realized that he would have been the last person it could be.

“Have you... uh. Is there any chance you’ve been aging recently, sir?”

One of his hands came up to remove his father’s hand from his face, and he stares down at you with an odd look in his eyes that you’ve never seen on him.

“Took you long enough.”

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

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MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when you double over in pain because you broke your hand and he bends over to ask if you're alright, kiss him.

Belphegor: Stab him.

Mammon: Dump him.

Beelzebub: I can throw you at him?

Leviathan: Kick him in the shin.

Diavolo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.