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shut up Dimitri

Sylvain: Dimitri! Would you say that you’re an ass or a tits man?

Dimitri: With all that I have done I do not believe I deserve to be called a man

Sylvain: 

Sylvain: Alright! Felix! Would you say you’re an ass or-

Tim: Oh sure when Bruce comes back from a trip it’s, “We’re so happy you’re alive,” and “Tell us all about it.”

Tim: But when I do, it’s “Do you still have all your organs,” and, “Is anybody dead?”

Commission for @sanchrivers 💜

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Biggs: Everyone knows Cloud is a bona fide badass!

Zack:

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

Was very inspired by @breizhbaguette post (which is super freaking cool btw) so I kinda did something of my own. Am I projecting? I guess we’ll never know. (Yes I most definitely am). Anywayssss :)

I mean..am I right? 👀😏

oblivion affirmations part 4, brought to you by @dirty-bosmer