Bilbo Baggins May Be Barrel Rider

Bilbo Baggins may be Barrel rider

But I am simply ‘Barrel survivor’

I can not stress that enough that when I was a wee lad I was almost killed by a barrel. I have beef with barrels. Man fuck barrels dude

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2 months ago

Is this just two New Zealand children?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Real-Time Fandub | TRAILER

1 month ago

Took my niece on a walk through the forest and she tugged on my sleeve and told me two things:

“I’m hungry” (we just ate three scones and had hot drinks)

“We need to go back so I can get my books” (I wouldn’t let her take seven books on a hike.)

My sister has raised a hobbit.

I have also convinced her that I am 48, I tried to tell her I’m 250 but she looked at me and said I wasn’t that old. (I’m 23)


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1 month ago
Self Portrait For Your Viewing Pleasure Or What Ever.

Self portrait for your viewing pleasure or what ever.

Yes I have my dogs out, sorry, that’s normal in my country lol


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1 month ago

Bee boo: :)

I Love Storyboarding Bc This Has Been Making Me Giggle For Minutes

I love storyboarding bc this has been making me giggle for minutes


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1 month ago

Guys

I watched the first two hobbit movies with my partner but I can’t bring myself to watch the last… in his mind.. everyone is still alive.. and I just can’t… I’m too weak

1 month ago

Thorin. Buddy. Your sword is right there. Just… cut him out! Canon lack of common sense from the king under the mountain.

Bagginshield Starter Pack
Bagginshield Starter Pack
Bagginshield Starter Pack
Bagginshield Starter Pack

Bagginshield starter pack

Thorin's confused why they were packed separately. >:(

1 month ago

It makes me a little same but I support it

(Although Boromir is canonically Aromatic/Asexual)

in my headcanon boromir had a one sided crush on aragorn and pippin had a one sided crush on faramir… guys who have one sided crush on gondor royalty twice their age with wives

2 months ago
Saw Someone’s Stolen Art On Temu Today. I Hope The Person Who Made This Somehow Sees It And Is Able

Saw someone’s stolen art on temu today. I hope the person who made this somehow sees it and is able to draft a cease and desist.

If you know this artist please @ them. They deserve to know they’re being stolen from.

(Using the tags that will be most likely to find them sorry)


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