By The Valar I Will Keep Making Bagginsheild Art Until I Physically Can’t Anymore

If I catch anyone doing this to any of my art including my docs I will be poisoning everything and blocking you just fyi.

This is the worst timeline. (x)

Sam and Prince Frodo rizzing each other up when ever Frodo visits the shire

(Sam definitely offers to move the Erebor to assist in the new horticultural endeavors Bilbo has set up)

Every day at school we have 30 minutes to make a pendant

May I present to you my prized mango seed necklace on hemp cord with faux Pearl.

I call her “hard won prize” lmfao

I will continue to but out Avenge the living chapter two but I have a very very large fanfiction about a modern AU in the works and I’ll try to give a blurb/teaser soon

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

A little slice of a fic im working on

Post the Battle. It’s a nobody dies/everyone lives, Dw I wouldn’t hurt you all like that.

“How are you feeling, my boy?” Bilbo asked after a drawn out pause.

“Fucking terrible,” Kili groaned, his voice labored and raspy as though he wasn’t getting quit enough air, “Like I've been run over by an oliphant.”

“I'll bet… oh my bravest boys,” Bilbo heaved himself onto the bed edge and wrapped his arms around the raven-haired Durin son, “I was so scared. I thought I had lost all of you. Please don't ever scare me like this again. My heart can't take it, Kili, it really can't.” He wept.

Kili did his best to hug the hobbit to his side, his bruised fingers curling against the back of bilbos coat, the dwarfs somber expression made him look so much like his uncle that Bilbos' heart clenched painfully, and he hiccuped, holding the boy's bruised face in his hands “I am so proud of you” he kissed Kilis forehead.

Kili bumped his forehead against Bilbo’s in response, and they held there, sharing breath for a moment, eyes closed before Bilbo pulled away, gently pushing the boy's hair back out of his face. When Kili's eyes finally opened, they were glassy with tears.

“Please rest, my brave boys.” He reached down and pushed the hair out of Fili's sleeping face. They both suddenly looked so small in his eyes, so wounded and afraid.. it aches Bilbos heart, made his throat painful and tight and his eyes sting.

Kili sunk into the bed with a wince and rested his head against his brothers. Bilbo helped cover them up to their chests with a heavy fur blanket and kissed them again on the forehead, vowing to return as soon as they asked. Kili nodded, closing his eyes

So Thorin and Bilbo tied the knot but Thorin never totally got over his dragon sickness and thus I present to you, a illustration I gave up on half way though of King-Consort under the mountain, Bilbo, Son of Belladonna.

Bilbo looks very pretty but very tired and haunted in his royal portrait. The consorts crown is definitely too heavy for his wee head. But Thorin likes his little consort in expensive and shiny things 😭

(I might rework/finish it later)

Ladies and gents.

Comedy or something adjacent

A very silly wip

He’s fighting for his life to stop everyone in his family from trying to kill his uncle honestly.

Kíli has ' I do.dumb or funny things to break tension and keep the family together. im playing 5-d chess while everyone else is playing battleship' vibes