I’m Eating Nutella Off The Knife To Cope

I’m eating Nutella off the knife to cope

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

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Bee boo: :)

I Love Storyboarding Bc This Has Been Making Me Giggle For Minutes

I love storyboarding bc this has been making me giggle for minutes


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2 months ago

How do I get less shit at art?

1 month ago

Thorin Oakenshield without a tummy is like an angel without its wings

1 month ago

“Was throwing it back in the manuscripts”

was not a sentence I expected to say in my life especially not to the representative of a swordsmanship guild.. but here we are.


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2 months ago

Hey is there anyone that would like to be a beta reader for me? I know a few people seem to like my stories and I have dyslexia so some corrections as well as feed back before posting would be awesome 😭


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1 month ago
Reupload If Coz One Of His Eyes Was Very Wonky

Reupload if coz one of his eyes was very wonky

But yeah, I think I’ve improved. This is post battle Thorin with all the scars

He’s such a handsome boy *said in the tone someone uses when talking to a cat*


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1 month ago

Asked my husband if I was aging and they said “you’re looking a little Bilbo-y”

Thanks you my heart… I would like to remind you I am twenty three..

1 month ago
I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.


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1 month ago

I quit vaping because I started to keep like Gollum. Now it just sits inside my dresser and sometimes I look at it.

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Me, addicted to my phone: this is what Frodo felt like


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