*doing A Magical Girl Transformation From Kili To Thorin Because I Washed, Brushed, Oiled And Put My

I don’t know why Icarus level heights the gods thought I reached for me to deserve this treatment ???

but I would like them to know they are misinformed and to please stop hurting me.

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

My son. I love you my son.

Tedrick ft. 3 and a half canine teeth and 90% of an ear.

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Ladies and gents.

Comedy or something adjacent

Lord of the rings or a night out with friends

Going for a walk

Meeting some friends and hang out

Having a fight

Realizes some of the gang is missing

Can’t chase everyone at once so go to find the people that are more likely to be in trouble

Searching for them all over the place, worried they left with a bad crowd

Find them up a tree

Friends you weren’t looking for are now in someone else’s house. And also one of them got bitten by a spider apparently

Had a really weird dream last night where I was in a black basalt cave with black volcanic sand and black water but the beach was full on gold and I was just like.. on my knees in the sand scrambling to pocket it as much of the gold as I could

I can still feel the sand and gold digging into my knees and the weight of my pockets against my thighs

I think I’m spreading too much time in the work shop 😭

Probably inhaling too much copper dust

If I was laying, mortally wounded on the battle field- would you take up my sword and defend me as I took my final breath?

Didn’t think so. Get out of my face.

A drawing of Thorin that baby Dis got ahold of and added some important details that the artist left out (sorry Dis)