Awwwwwwwww

may i ask how boromir is canonically aroace?

Sure! Within the appendix of the the lord of the rings ‘kings and rulers’ Boromir is described as having no desire or interest to take a partner. Having only love to his family and for his roll

It is most plainly put that he is unlike his brother who seeks love and a spouse where as he has no interest.

I don’t have a physical copy of the book with me currently otherwise I would write the direct quote out for me

“Ha!.. awww” <- my very loud reaction

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

“Come on my boy.. your papa is expecting us”

Thorin enjoys his father-son bonding time but he can’t help but get a bit emotional.

When did his little Frodo get so big?

I don’t think I will survive Sansûkh you guys, the end of chapter three has be sobbing my fucking eyes out like a baby.

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Bofur to Nori: Okay, I'll keep Dwalin away from you.

(Later)

Dwalin: Hey, have you seen Nori?

Bofur: Nori died eight years ago.

I thought of something really dumb

Everything in erebor is probably proportionately 1/4-1/5 larger then things in the shire and when bilbos cooking it’s hard for him to do a lot of stuff because the poor guy is already standing on a stool.

One night Bilbo yelps something angry and storms out of the kitchen and Thorin walks in to see a salad that has been flooded with oil because the bottle was too large for him to hold and it spilt.

After consoling his very sad hobbit and taking him to the night market to get a goat cheese salad and some chicken sewers to eat up on the ramparts and watch the stars. Thorin is looking at the gutter system to runs off the ramparts and jumps to his feet, kissing Bilbo on the head and then literally running through the kingdom to his smithy- and he makes an olive oil spout to screw onto the top of the bottle so there’s more controlled flow.

He presents it to Bilbo the next day.

Bilbo silently thinks he could have just gotten Thorin to funnel the oil into smaller bottles for him and still would have gotten to sleep with his husband last night but it is very nice, and it does work very well so he smiles and kisses Thorin and uses it for months before putting it onto a smaller bottle to continue using it.

Thorin a bit of autism I think, can’t see the forest because he’s hyper focused on one bush kinda vibes. I love that silly man.

Agh he is my heart

he’s just really special to me

Saw someone’s stolen art on temu today. I hope the person who made this somehow sees it and is able to draft a cease and desist.

If you know this artist please @ them. They deserve to know they’re being stolen from.

(Using the tags that will be most likely to find them sorry)

A very sad tale indeed

(He did actually go the petting zoo, we visited him)

She holds us all together honestly

“um excuse me Thrain son of Thror king under the mountain asked for no pickles”

haii fris designnn :33 mostly based on the interp of her in sansûkh <33