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I'VE BEEN ROMANCING A NON RAMANTISIBLE CHARACTER IN STARDEW VALLY FOR THREE HOURS PLEASE GOD KILL ME

Story time: when I was in 3-5 grade my grade would have "playground wars" where two opposing view points would fight. The whole grade would be involved in this and it was like really deep. My favorite was the robot one because I was a spy... For both sides. Twords the end I just made my own team but even then I was double siding. My second favorite was the light and dark sides (the dark was the good side and light was evil) this was probably the most roleplay kind of one. I remember being the leader of the dark team for a little and I was winning! We had meetings at the HAM lunch table which only HAM kids went to since it was after recess and everyone elses was before. I'm pretty sure In one of the wars I wars I got kicked out of my side so I just made a third side, but I couldn't convince anyone to join it so I just kind of stopped playing. Most wars lasted atleest two weeks.

I have this really bad problem of constantly acting how other expect. This is currently an issue bc when I met my friends I was in a manic phase (bipolar) and am currently in a more down area. So not only do I have to overreact and be hypher around them, this bleeds over to my personal life. I'm typically a very introverted person with a few exceptions, but I have to act happy to talk to them an it so annoying! Like bro jst let me be emo :( bc my preferred style is earthy yet kind of emo, yk like therian kind of style. But I allso dress scenmo on occasion so I'm jst pretending like that's my mane style bc that's what they expect!

All monsters be respawning tonight

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

Suggestion: never say that again

what if 80s ford decided that the only sure-fire way to stop bill from opening the portal would be to kill himself

but he's not suicidal. he doesn't want to die. the thought of death terrifies him, obviously, just as it would terrify anyone else. but he's thought through every possible scenario and this is the only way to keep bill out of their dimension. as long as ford's alive, there's a chance his eyes could be used to get past the retinal scanner. once he's dead, it'll be impossible. doesn't matter if bill can posses corpses - the eyes will still be wrong just like any time bill possessed him while he was alive. and he doubts that his clouded-over corpse eyes could open the lock either (he shudders at the thought)

I just have this mental image of him holding a gun to his head while shaking and crying and trying to tell himself that there's no other option but oh god he doesn't want to die. but he has to. it's either him or the entire world. and that's one hell of a trolley problem, but to ford there's only one right answer to that one, even if it's an unpleasant answer. he has to do it. just pull the trigger and let the portal stay locked up forever and eventually forgotten. it's the only way to fix his potentially world-ending fuckup

Ugh fine

I had to take the test twice because my first result is “cinnamon role” and I was in detention for cocking a glass door and shattering it today. Also I have tried to kill people.(it’s fine I was… 9)

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HHIIII i saw your post about interaction, so i am here >:3

i was gonna add a drawing of my sona waving but i cannot (it's reasonable to disable images in asks don't feel bad about that, please)

I didn't even know I had that disabled XD allso thanks so much I'm terified of reaching out :,)