Meet Gingerbraves Brother, Gingerbitch

T-The bear incident…? 😨 I don’t wanna know bro…

Also fun fact ares was pro-woman, he never 🍇s and actually kills his daughters 🍇ists ! So shout out ares!

But like fr, if you’re gonna ride calypsos wood then you can’t say you hate another god for what they did. Like at least with me I recognize that Apollo is an asshole in many myths, but at least I don’t defend him and ride his wood

Calypso defenders r so weird…. They freak me out bc her whole thing is manipulation and guilt tripping and they so OBVIOUSLY fell for it 😭

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

I think the second craziest thing was me having to explain to a guy that him dating a 16 yr while being 25 is him being a weirdo that could send him to prison technically…

Chat am I for the streets 😨😨😨

This looks like the average personality chart for a redditor

Wait….HE WOULD. BC MARIAS DAD (who I won’t say if but it’s pretty fucking obvious) WAS BASICALLY (I see him as one) A SON OF JUNO.

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

TWINSIES ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Amogus wit da twin

@kingkai4ever twin... (im apollo they're artemis/itemclose)

Just a reminder guys that there is a book where Zeus fucks a tree, the tree has a son, the son turns into an apartment door, Zeus gives the door sentience and all the while this door kills a man and hooks up with the woman that lives inside the apartment.

So, in your Steven Universe AU you said that Apollo "died" when Kayla was born and since we know that Kayla is canonically an Mpreg child doeas that imply that Apollo "died" in birth?

If yes, I can already see the potential for survivors guilt related trauma for Kayla AND ALSO some really interesting family dynamics with her sibs [and maybe even the Olympians (mostly Artemis)]

The Steven universe AU isn’t really a Steven universe AU per to say. But it has a lot of themes from it so I just call it the Steven universe AU lol

But yes, since Apollo technically Mpreg’ed Kayla he did technically “die” in birth.

Ever since Apollos technical death Olympus hasn’t really been the same. Artemis and Leto haven’t been the same. Since Kayla was technically the final nail in the coffin she is mostly blamed for Apollos “death” but technically it was Will who started to get Apollo sick

I’m probably going to rename the AU but I’m not sure yet

I don’t care what they say, Apollo is the god I do love and worship and support ☀️❤️

Head canon that after trials of Apollo, Apollo has an insane hatred against ukuleles

OMNOMNNOMNOM THANK THEE FATHER

says the cat made of fire

MEOWWWWWWWWW father. I acquire your assistance.

I need to open a can of tuna yet I…have no apossable thumbs…may thee help me?

Asks the cat made from fire

uhh okay

『 he opens the can with a *click! tshhh* 』

here you go