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Finally took the plunge and commissioned an artist for the first time in my life

@sreppub​‘s style is so soft and cute and- gah! *flails* so perfect for getting my idea’s of mine and @robuttdowneyjr​‘s version of pepperony wedding ~just right~ 

(it’s not even been one hour yet but you catch my drift)

‪one day you will understand ‬

‪why i pushed you away as i ran‬

‪and you will find a better man ‬

‪than i am‬

‪trust, im doing you a favor‬

[Do not repost, edit, or use my art for anything]

Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up

-flashback#1-

Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up

-flashback#2-

During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.

-flashback#3-

Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.

-flashback#4-

Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.

-flashback#5-

Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.

“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”

Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.

“all though then again they do look good on me right?”

Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.

She rushes up to her room where she

-end of flashbacks-

Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.

She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.

Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem

'King of Booties has entered the chat’

King of Booties: damn right you do

God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?

King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.

Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!

King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl

Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise

King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want

Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there

Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

Gwenpool Strikes Back (2019)

Natshig with Todobaku would actualy be really funny Because like-

Bakugou: so let me get this straight. Your brothers with the Guy that kidnapped me?

Todoroki: yes

Bakugou: and you other brother is dating the Guy that tried to convert me to the Villains side?

Todoroki: yes

Bakugou:

Todoroki:

Bakugou: I didn’t sign up for this!

9 month later here’s VOLUME 2 of my favourite ship dynamics

[ part 1 ]

*Bucky murders the head of Hydra and takes his place. He gets his hands on BARF and his memories come back. He chuckles darkly a couple of months later at the person sitting on the chair he once was in. This person was his and only his. He belonged to him and no one was gonna take this beauty away*

Bucky: ready to comply soldat?

Tony: *eyes slowly open, void of any emotion*

………..

*during a fight*

Steve: Tony? Bucky?

Tony: who’s Tony?

Steve: *heart breaks as he whispers softly* no

Bucky: *chuckles evilly* soldat, attack!

*cue Tony’s iw scene with the suit before he attacks Steve while Bucky watches, proud of his pet*

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE PART OF THE TONY STARK DEFENSE SQUAD AND WILL DEFEND TONY STARK UNTIL YOUR LAST DYING BREATH

I wanna know how many of us there are. I need to know that I’m not alone in this guys.

P.S. If someone is willing to make a shirt for us I AM SO DOWN FOR THAT

Why would you something so sad but true?

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.