Because I Grew Up On TFA I Kinda Always Love "semi-himbo" Optimus Instead Of Like The Gruff Older Leader.

Thank you so much for making this!

Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it, it was pretty fun to make!

Odysseus being an absolute boyfailure that somehow manages to be super smart but also incredibly dumb and is constantly tired and overworking himself

Literally everyone: I NEED to fuck him

for the clownbo enjoyers who aren't on ao3, here's my list of clownbo fics so far!!!!! please enjoy 💚💚💚

im fucking OBSSESSED with han yoojin. this guy is literally the most insane one in the group. to outsiders he looks like the normal guy. he runs the show. hes the weakest. he defeated one of the main antagonists responsible for his brothers death through the power of sheer derangement. the strongest and the best listen to him. he knows what hes doing. hes absolutely clueless. his only skill is being extremely good at baby sitting. hes a single mom of 50. his relationship with sung hyunjae is so complicated there are no words to describe it. he time travelled to the past. he actually did not. hes overprotective of his brother. this guy fucking realised the one on the news isnt his brother only because "well if it really were my brother he wouldve blown up the entire region not just a building". he said this with pride in his eyes. he is the calmest of them all. hes feral. he has murdered quite a few people with his bare hands. hes innocent. he has monsters as pets. hes dumb as fuck. everyone listens to him. hes fighting for his life every other chapter. this is not the most unhinged thing about him.

thinking about the kudo family today. I mean I get that you guys love each other and are very famous but why would you abandon your child? He was barely even a teenager when you left him. No wonder he is out there, making flashy deductions, hungry to get some form of attention that is not from his best friend. Maybe he thinks that if he too is a celebrity like his mum and a famous detective like his father, they would love him more. They would visit him more. They would maybe finally stay.

It took Shinichi almost dying for them to return to Japan. Then they kidnap him, make him think he is going to die at the hands of people who tried to kill him earlier. After talking with him, they disappear again. No wonder Shinichi is the way he is right now.

There are many incompetent people unfit to be parents in the DCMK world, but the Kudos are definitely in the Top 3 after the Kurobas who take the cake for being the worst parents ever in the world of DCMK.

Help me get out of a scammer-induced debt!

So, as I said before, I recently got horribly scammed and am in debt because of it. They tricked me into using a method that couldn’t be fought without getting the police involved and they are, uh, states away and I don’t even know if they gave me the correct address. So, I have to build up ~$1800 to be able to use my account again.

With that in mind, I am opening up commissions again. I will not be doing any more requests or personal projects until my debt is cleared.

Also, my Patreon (https://patreon.com/zonerobotnik) is still open, because my account can still have money sent to it by electronic transfer, as well as ATM deposit.

So, once again, here are my prices.

Commission pricing:

Headshot:

B&W - $5

Color - $10

With basic (gradient) background - $15

With complex background - $20

More than one person - $5 extra for each added person

Bust:

B&W - $20

Color - $25

With basic (gradient) background - $30

With complex background: $35

More than one person: $5 extra for each added person

Full Body:

B&W - $35

Color - $40

With basic (gradient) background - $45

With complex background $50

More than one person - $5 extra for each person

Extremely complicated pictures, like fighting, karaoke, etc:

B&W - $100

Color - $150

More than two people - $5 extra for each extra person

NSFW:

Basic posing - $100

Complex posing (bondage, etc) - $150

More than one person - $10 extra for each person if you want a three-way or anything beyond that.

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Can’t:

Most animals, unless I’m given a very good reference in the exact pose you want.

Vehicles, same as animals. Those are hella difficult.

Whoever designed Project Obsidian was an asshole, because I cannot draw that thing. I can’t draw complex weapons unless I get reference in the exact pose you want it in the picture.

If you want buildings to actually be recognizable…maybe don’t ask me unless you have a very good reference you can show me.

Won’t:

Gore (Can do some blood, though)

People being eaten by anything (Just in case someone tries to claim it’s not gore, which it is. I have had this discussion before, unfortunately.)

Most sexual kinks, inquire within because I don’t want to list them all here

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If a drawing isn’t your fancy, you can also commission a one-to-three-shot for $10 per 1k words. A one-shot is usually 3k words, unless a longer one is requested and then you know the price.

Won’t:

Gorey scenes (no innards coming out, for example. But, someone being stabbed, whipped, general surface wounds is fine.)

I will not do anything involving people being eaten, or zombie fics.

Most sexual kinks, inquire within.

I will NOT write anyone being turned into a donkey. Don’t even ask. Pinocchio has ruined that for me forever and ever, I have been traumatized.

So, if these prices seem fair, I will take up to 5 customers at a time. Please, do not send payment until I have accepted the job, and I will not be sending/posting the final product until I get the payment.

Payment will be via PayPal, at the email address ceencho@gmail.com

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Open for business!

Alternately, if you want to tip my current work so I can update my fics during this time, you can send me money through ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/zonerobotnik

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

you’re my favorite queer alley Dipper ❤️

i hate you all.

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