It’s Not Objectifying Men If He’s Not Real

The most painful part of The Song of Achilles is that there would be no story if they didn’t die at the end.

Tragedies are popular because they remind us of inevidable misfortune. The fact I love a book that hurts me is the fucking point and boy do I loathe it sometimes.

not depicted: bobby standing nearby and the poor cashier assuming they’re some random kinky couple

i think ive been the victim of queerbaiting to the point were the couples i care about never kiss so its never been like…a thing i check off on the ship bingo card if that makes sense

kissing has never been expected out of any of my ships and now AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY WALTZ IN LIKE OOOO IMMA BOUT TO END THIS GIRLS CAREER (and bingo card)

more silly hAAdes stuff ... promise its out of my system now 🫶

Miles to himself as he lays out his newly made custom wrightworth chess set: This has nothing to do with unnecessary feelings, I am- what did Chief Prosecutor Skye say about Miss Mia Fey? Ah yes, intellectually attracted. 

Partner?!?!

watch out its the fucking ace attorneys!!!!!

things that i noticed and are gnawing at me because i’m a theater major:

-The new studio set of aziraphales bookshop drained the daylight out of all outdoor scenes

-color grading was dim just always DIM

- they really just leaned heavily into ‘letting the actors inuition guide the characters’ WHICH IS WHAT ALL HOLLYWOOD DIRECTORS AND WRITERS SHOULD BE DOING. i just admire neil gaiman because as a novelist he STILL understands this and lets the actors BUILD on his work, not follow it verbatim

- David tennant chooses when he wants to be scottish, and the only way a writer or director can make nudge him do the accent is by SENDING HIS CHARACTER TO SCOTLAND

-Micheal sheen can convey so much in ten seconds nonverbally, and that, that was just 10/10 acting

- This script is just so brilliant. It’s so witty and clever and fucking creative and original. Its the polar opposite to hallmark scripting. They handle exposition dialogue so well. They find ways to outsmart their audience to make sure their jokes ALWAYS land.

-Muriel can i play you? i just want to be the lovely actor who gets to be you.

- Nina and Maggie HAD SO MUCH CHEMISTRY FROM THE GET GO

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Summer vacation began for Phineas and Ferb (3 June, 2007)