Charlos Iceberg Lore Rated By How Insane It Makes Me

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

why do drugs when you could get high on the niche intersection of your special interests

i was cheering RESPECTFULLY for the walkoff last night

me: we really need to get this done… please work with me… come on…

my brain:

my brain: OH MY GOD! TODO LO MALO ÉCHALO PÁ’ALLÁ! OH MY GOD! DAME SALUD Y PROSPERIDAD🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs

oh to be the guy in charge of deciding what to broadcast on mlb network during the offseason

if brett baty isn’t the starting second baseman this year i will cry. yes he has an unholy ops in spring training but more importantly let the baty/alvarez plotline continue

i only care about Them

@hal8001

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?