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why do drugs when you could get high on the niche intersection of your special interests

liking one (1) f1 post and now my feed is entirely images of max verstappen looking like a little fish boy

to everyone also struggling rn i present this image

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

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I love the Mets for multiple reasons, some even baseball related!!

But also. Harrison Bader in a pink crop top loving on dogs.

when ppl ask why i want to start t and i can't tell them it's bc i wanna throw 90

he makes me so deeply uncomfortable and no ad report button lets me express that (and no amount of reporting has made it stop)

Wh-whats going on??????

I would have crashed out

I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit

Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭

me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…

baseball:

mets pitcher development squad so good it can even fix clay holmes