Kodai’s Mets Crocs Oh My God 😭 🫶

Sending this to bryce harper

Strollonso moments 2

Thumbs up + inspectors

Swapping sunglasses is a totally normal thing to do

"Okey 😀"

whatever this was

Padel date

Nando saying Lance is better at padel

Neck kiss incident

Nando pullin Lance to his side

Possessive hand

DTS evil husbands

Henry connects the dots

Nando filming Lance

Looking a little bit in love

Nando calling Lance "mi compi"

Flirting on track

Nando using Lance's song on a story

Nando wearing Lance's hoodie

Hoodie part 2: Category 5 strollonso canon event

Husbands

In their own little bubble

Fernando admiring Lance

Lance squeezing Nando's ass

Lance's monotone flirting

Japan with kids

Potent imagery

Nando softlaunching his husband

Nando hardlaunching his husband (for context; it was a rough race for Lance last weekend and Fernando is publicly showing his support for him)

Them visiting the Aston Martin home team and looking absolutely in love

Cute clip from Miami

Alternate angle

Jealous bitches

Nando try to not talk about Lance for three seconds challenge: failed

Nando checking on how Lance is doing

Lance wanting to give Nando DRS

Posting each other on instagram can be something so special

Lance on how he fell in love with racing

Nando yet again gushing over his husband

Lance getting treated like a princess

Nando congratulating Lance on his home gp

Part 1 here ->

I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible

Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you

How is poor osc supposed to handle pocket charlie’s post ice cream sugar high?

That’s a problem for future Oscar :)

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

live laugh love mlb players’ old tweets

Oh that would be me ☝️.

i used to draw front facing fish a fair bit until SOMEONE (@hal8001) told me that i’m basically drawing vaginas on important papers

i love it when fish are like

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(my blog is a safe space for all fans lol it’s just my personal vendettas)