Compilation

doing the lords work

(for context: doodle breeding is really unethical and i can go into why if yall are interested)

i was about to start yapping abt structure but honestly yeah this is pretty true

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

Sending this to bryce harper

this is FLIRTING

Worst part of baseballposting on tumblr is having your feed inundated with miraculous ladybug bc the posts are also tagged with #mlb

NO i do not want your show with established plot lines and carefully developed characters!! I want my 26 men in the same shirt who throw and whack balls!!! i want the plot to be the rpf narratives i foist onto them!!!!

I may not be able to draw but I am going to draw a lance stroll & kodai senga uniform swap and none of you can stop me

Nobody tells you how much being a baseball fan spoils you. Like what do you MEAN there isn’t another 2.5 hour race today???

browsing your own blog and seeing an ad and being like “what the shit did i post???” before realizing it’s an ad is the tumblr equivalent to hitting your ankle with a scooter

this is my official commentary on life, the world, and sportsball

(my blog is a safe space for all fans lol it’s just my personal vendettas)

me rn (if you even care)

oh my god i fucking miss baseball