Everything Is Stupid And Expensuve

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

Crimes.

so… is this, like… all must apply or at least one must apply?

reblog if:

- you’re dead

- heard the news that you’re dead

- no one had much nice to say

- they never really liked you anyway

- taken from a hospital bed

- think its grand to take a pistol by the hand

- think its great to be dead

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

I aspire to be this petty. 😭

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

inspiration for death note???

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies