still can’t believe itachi’s ultimate dream was to be a housewife that would just cook, raise sasuke, and tend to chickens, but his clan was just like “oh shit this four year old can do sick flips with a knife” and forced him to kill people. wild.
you look great, naruto!
(English Translation!)
Gintoki: Hijikata! Marry me!
(English Translation!)
Shikamaru: Hey, is this here okay?
Sasuke: Oh, that part is...
Naruto: ....?
(End)
サスケ受.log by ドス江 on pixiv Posted with the artist’s permission. Don’t remove the source. Reblog, don’t repost.
(English Translation!)
~ Sasuke’s Itachi Nii-san Style ~
Itachi, on the side: Nii-san never makes such poses...
~ Itachi’s Sasuke Style ~
Sasuke, on the side: Nii-san! Stop!
(FIN!)
*
(English Translation)
After everyone introduces themselves (plus Murakami instead of Irino Miyu for Todomatsu)
Choromatsu: Wait! Even the seiyuus have appeared! Is this really okay?!
Todomatsu: Who is Murakami?!
(Fin!)
That was THE BEST!!!
(English Translation!)
Sasuke: Okay. I guess I'll get on top...
Naruto: Uh...EH?!
Naruto, thinking: Is Sasuke going to ride me?
Sasuke, thinking: let's switch who's penetrating and receiving
(Fin!)
ゆいのじ
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
(English Translation!)
A modest happiness ~
(End)
シュワり
Permission for reposting!
G R O S S! UGH! What the fuck is this bullshit?!
Can you imagine behavior like this in real life? You kindly greet your friend's long-absent partner and their kid gets in between you to try and keep YOU AWAY FROM THEM as your friend LAUGHS?! I'd be furious and publicly humiliated! What the fuck has Sakura been telling her daughter about her supposed best friend? And how dramatic and stupid is Sarada to make such a scene in public over a simple greeting?!
Fuck! What an anti-social, unbearable, and wretched family! Ino, yet again, is shafted by being forced to play along with this garbage. Honestly!!!
Love how they kept in Sarada feeling the need to protect her father from her mother’s friend with Sakura laughing, awkward and embarrassed in the background
Dean: Woah! It's too tall!!!
by @osiripengin
A freelance translator for Japanese ---> English across all fandoms! I would LOVE it if you sent me something that you would like translated. (Also Katie_Madison on Archive Of Our Own) Will maybe be posting some mini fics or drafts and maybe some sketches? Thanks for stopping by -♡ K.M.
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