Demon Slayer Headcanon

*After an argument amongst the Pillars caused by Giyu*

Kagaya: To settle this dispute, Giyu, why don’t you tell the others one thing you like about them?

Giyu: Uh, okay. Kocho, I like the purple in your hair.

Shinobu: Thanks!

Giyu: Kanroji, I like the green in your hair.

Mitsuri: Aw, thank you! I love your hair as well!

Giyu: Tokito, I like the blue in your hair.

Muichiro: Thanks, I guess.

Giyu: Rengoku, I like the red in your hair.

Kyojuro: A little repetitive, but thank you, nonetheless!

Giyu: Iguro, I like... uh... I like the um... The, uh, colour of, um...

Obanai: No, go ahead. Which colour of my hair do you like? Black or black?

Giyu: ... Uh... I like the yellow of your right eye.

Obanai: Whatever.

Giyu: Uzui, I like the red dots near your eye.

Tengen: Naturally! But your compliments are in desperate need of flair and uniqueness. You just keep going off about colours of things and eyes.

Giyu, completely ignoring Tengen: Shinazugawa, I like... the colour of the scar near your eye?

Sanemi: That doesn’t even make sense AND you said it like a question! How the fuck is that a compliment!?

Giyu: It just is.

Sanemi: No, it fucking isn’t!

Giyu, ignoring Sanemi and remembering that Gyomei is blind so colour and eyes mean nothing to him: And Himejima, I like your generous personality and your compassionate manner. You really hold this team together.

Gyomei: Why, thank you for saying something so personal and kind.

Giyu: No problem, man.

The rest of the Pillars: Bitch, the fuck-

Jimmy Headcanon

Whenever Jimmy is arguing with someone over something - whether it be fact or opinion - he'll suggest getting a third party to see who is right and always gets Timmy because no one else can understand him.

Jimmy and Craig: *arguing about something*

Jimmy: L-let's ask Timmy and see w-what he th-thinks.

Jimmy, after getting Timmy to come over: What m-music is better to b-b-blast at a club? 80's music or 90's m-music?

Timmy: Timmy!

Jimmy, to a confused Craig: S-see? I t-told you 80's music is b-better for clubs

Bonus: usually Timmy agrees with the other person but nobody else knows

*after Craig leaves*

Timmy: Timmy? Jimmy! Ah, Timmy!

Jimmy: I kn-know you think the Sp-Sp-Spice Girls would make a club more kickass, b-but Craig d-doesn't need to know that.

Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)

You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.

The end.

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

*Deku and Bakugou forced to clean the dorms*

Deku, mumble singing: Hmm, but you didn’t have to-

Bakugou: DEKU DON’T

Sero, runs in: CUT ME OFF!

Kirishima, screams from kitchen: MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPEND-

Mina, runs slides in: AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

Kaminari, rolls from under the couch: AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE!

Jirou, from couch: But you treat me like a stranger-

Todoroki, walking in randomly and confused: And that feels so rough?

All of them: NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW!

Bakugou: WTF DEKU, I TOLD YOU N- Aaaaand you’re not listening

Deku, joining in the others: HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND CHANGE YOUR NUMBER!!

One way to confess to someone

Midoriya, walking in with the rest of the Dekusquad: Hey, Todoroki! would you like to play two truths and a lie with us?

Todoroki: Uh, sure. Can I go first?

Midoriya: Of course!

Todoroki: Okay. I have a sister, I like the colour yellow, and I’ve been in love with you for so long and I’m going to die if I never get the chance to kiss you.

Midoriya:

The rest of the Dekusquad:

Todoroki:

Tsu: That took an interesting turn.

Uraraka: Yeah, that got pretty specific.

Iida: ...Is the lie that you’re in love with Midoriya?

Tsu: It would be smart to do it that way since you made it so obvious.

Todoroki: What? No, the lie was that I like the colour yellow. I mean, it looks good on other people but I don’t care for it.

The Dekusquad:

Midoriya: Oh, I thought you liked yellow. Well, I’ll make sure to avoid using it when getting you things.

Todoroki: Thank you.

Midoriya: No problem.

Midoriya: wAIT A SECOND

Todoroki: Marry me.

Clintasha

Clint x Natasha is literally the only ship I have where I really want them to be together but at the same time, it wouldn't bother me too much if they didn't end up with each other. Of course it still would because I think they would make an amazing, understanding, and badass couple, yet I still love the idea of them being best friends because of Clint naming his kid after her as well as them being a man and a woman who are extremely close friends, yet platonic. I don't know why but I really like that.

I don't understand how one doesn't reblog this perfect boy. I just love him soooooooooooo much so it makes literally no sense to me. He deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve him

Reblog if you love Jimmy Valmer !! 

This is actually like the sweetest thing ever! The most memorable time they do this for me is in the stick of truth too when they confront him and he starts stuttering really bad but the game doesn't continue until he finishes. They are such sweet boys!

I love how they all know they’re in danger,, but when Jimmy tries to speak they legit stop everything and wait for him to finish,, I love them,, so much,,

LoV Twister Headcanons

- So, the League of Villains play games together all the time, whether they’re card games, board games, video games, whatever and every time Shigaraki plays, he spazzes out. So when they play twister and Shigaraki has to reach out to place his hand on a dot that isn’t close to him because someone else’s hand or foot is there, he uses his quirk to scare them out of his spot.

- This either stops the game or encourages the others to use their quirks (or weapons for Toga’s sake) for the same reason, making the game very dangerous and difficult, especially when it comes out of nowhere.

- Spinner is automatically the spinner, despite how many times he has vocalized his desire to join them. However, when Spinner’s your name, the spinner is your destiny. At least that’s how Mr. Compress explained it.

-  Everyone, especially Mustard since his arms and legs are really short compared to the others, also does it to try to make Spinner spin again if it’s too hard to do.

- Kurogiri is the referee and tells them that if they keep it up, they will have to stop playing.

- He played once and lost so now he just does this ^.

- Playing with Moonfish can be a challenge since he only plays with his legs, which means his balance isn’t great, resulting in him landing on people and getting them out that way. That, and he drools a lot so the others have to try to avoid it getting on their hands and placing their hand in it, causing them to slip.

- Then, there’s his more deliberate cheating when he’s about to fall over and uses his teeth to catch himself. 

- Magne has used her quirk not only to move people out of her spot but to just make them lose balance in general. For the longest time, no one knew she was doing it as it was so subtle but when Mr. Compress was totally balanced and not in an awkward position and fell, they all caught on and wouldn’t let her play with them the next three times they played.

- She has also used it on the spinner thing to make it so she doesn’t do things that she deems unreasonable. Everyone’s suspicious but no one has caught on yet and she plans on keeping it that way.

- Spinner will sometimes change it if he’s mad at a specific person or all of them, which is the vast majority of the time.

- Dabi is more direct and open about knocking people over as he will literally push any one of them over, except for Muscular because he tried once and the latter nearly killed him for it.

- Muscular, much to everyone’s surprise, is just there to have fun and doesn’t cheat at all.

- Mustard swears profusely whenever he is inconvenienced.

- Toga and Twice have made an alliance. Like, if Toga’s about to fall, Twice will make a clone to catch her and if he’s about to fall, she will either pull or push him back into his position.

- The others hate this so much that they usually target them first to get them out.

- Toga is usually the winner regardless.

- Once Shigaraki gets out, he pesters Kurogiri to make them end the game and pouts every time since Kurogiri says no.

- One time Giran walked in when they were playing and they spent the rest of the day trying to make sure he didn’t tell anyone else. This consists of Twice cloning himself to hold him in place, Kurogiri making a portal at all exits that lead back to the room in case he escapes Twice, and the others either brandish their weapons or quirks (or both in Mustard’s case) to ensure that he keeps his mouth shut.