Funny Pics & Memes

Imagine getting one of these caught on something and it ripping your finger off! Whole finger. Nothing but bone left

Nails by nail_unistella for Dazed Korea.

My beautiful boys eyes staring into my soul.

I’m ready for a day off

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

My take on this quarantine:

On one hand I think everyone should stay the fuck home so we can get back to our lives. This is obviously more serious than even I imagined. I live by a Lowe’s and Target and the Lowe’s parking lot is packed everyday from what I hear. You don’t need any new flowers or pots Karen! Stay home and then you can have all the garden accessories you need! Selfish ass people!

On the other hand I’ve been working from home, which I love because it’s convenient. However my days off are tragic lol I get excited to go to the store. I really don’t leave my apartment unless I really have to. Partly because I’m lazy and have a good parking spot but also because everything’s closed there’s no need for me to leave. I’m even trying to eat the food that’s been sitting at the back of the pantry that I don’t really want but it’s there so I might as well make it. And I know we need more time for this to die down but as soon as they give that ok to go to the beach you’ll see my pasty ass speed walking down there with a towel and some tanning lotion! So yes I am also part of the problem.

So yea I’m 50/50

This won’t go back to normal, if it ever was..

How I feel about this quarantine bullshit

His names Hewy or Hubert when he’s in trouble