pokemon autism has fucked me up, reblog if you agree. (this is so targeted toward like a vv specific group of people bc we are INSANE).
Koh: *sees Michael and MC holding hands* Now, what do we have here? You finally confessed your feelings? It’s about time! Who did it?
Michael: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
MC: *snorts* Yeah, “short and sweet”.
MC: You yelled “NOW LISTEN HERE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND I KNOW YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME SO IT’S ABOUT TIME WE ACKNOWLEDGE IT!” in front of my house.
Koh: Wow, Michael…
Michael: Yeah, I know.
IM LAUGHING AGHHSSJGSHSGS
Atlas: I am having… this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?
MC: Yeah…. I have feelings every single day of my life
Atlas: Do you?
MC: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?
SERIOUSLY
{In the middle of the night}
Michael: [Trying to get MC’s attention by throwing rocks at her window from the outside]
MC, texting Michael: Why are you throwing rocks at my window?! You have a phone for a reason.
{Loud bang}
MC: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW??
there's a professor and guess what? he's immortal and depressed.
The worse the explanation, the better.
MC: Wow, I’m such a piece of trash, I mean I wouldn’t even date myse-
Michael: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am deeply obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
MC: I swear to god, if you get any smoother, I’m gonna slip and fall on my ass.
Michael: Then I wish I was the floor.
Caleb: Damnn son!
me: i wanna be mutuals with the krisnix girlies
also me: just admiring them from the depths of my deep priv on twitter
i’m on my second playthrough of apollo justice: ace attorney and. growing more attached to the two of them by the minute. i nee d to draw the two of them.
IM IN CLASS TRYING NOT TO DIE OF LAUGHTER
man imagine going to penderghast and tryna eat ur cereal or sum shit and ur spoon flies out of ur hand and ur like 😒 someone’s fuckin again .
i love transfem kris…………..
attorney doodles bc i will never get away from these fuckass videogames. enjoy
professor oc i made :3 this art is unfinished but.
achille ténèbres - verdant timeline ( fan made timeline for scarlet / violet - created by me )