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Wanted: other asexuals to join my new crime-fighting squad. Our slogan is “too bad I have an ace up my sleeve… or several,” and you all gotta emerge dramatically from the shadows every time I say it. Now accepting applications.

This happened on twitter...

Friendly reminder

Grey-asexuals are pretty cool

I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don't edit it. Thank you. :)

The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

Important

Being non-dysphoric does not make you less trans.

Choosing not to undergo hormone treatment does not make you less trans.

Opting out of top/bottom surgery does not make you less trans.

Liking traditionally feminine/masculine things does not make you less trans.

Choosing not to come out publicly for personal/safety reasons does not make you less trans.

Sick of gatekeeping in the trans community. Your identity is valid. No matter what.

Fictional character: I don't care about sex

Me, an asexual individual: Ohh, that's something i can relate to. Finally! Yay!

Fictional character: I don't care about romance either.

Me: That's cool! It will be very enjoyable to watch you have a meaningful life and be a complex, unique person who simply happens not to feel sexual or romantic attraction.

Fictional character: In fact, i don't care about other humans at all. I don't have friends or family. I'm a very lonely person. Other people call me a freak.

Me: ... Fine, i guess

Fictional character: All my social interactions are very child-like, cold-hearted, superficial and meaningless. The sole reason for this is my lack of romance and sex. It makes me incapable of having a happy, normal relationship of any kind.

Me: What

Fictional character: But now i met That One Special Person.

Me: the fuck

Fictional character: That One Special Person changes everything. They heal my broken heart and make me capable of having feelings. Obviously i have been broken the whole time.

Me: ...

Me: Why did i even expect anything else, i should know better by now

In the equality act 2010, homosexual, bisexual and heterosexual persons are protected from discrimination. Asexual people, those who experience no sexual attraction at all, are not protected.

At 10,000 signatures, government will respond to this petition. At 100,000 signatures, this petition will be considered for debate in Parliament.

The Deadline for this Petition is 14 June 2016.

Sexualities at the Mall

Straight: stays on the first floor

Gay: stays on the second floor

Bisexual: sometimes on the first floor and sometimes the second

Pan: zipping up and down the escalators

Ace/Aro: waiting in the car