Tony Stark

WELP THERE GOES MY DAY!

by @StarkLike34

*chanting* kiss, kiss kiss

"you piss me off, kogane." "yeah? what are you gonna do about it?"

Merry Christmas motherfuckers

WE'RE BACK BABEYYYYY!! MARK THOSE CALENDARS AND GET READY TO JUST LEAVE A COMMENT

As someone who doesnt really read the archive warnings, I've just made the biggest mistake of my life by missing the Major Character Death tag.

... If you want to...

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

You will regret this dearly.

AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I AM IN LOVE.

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!

Tony Stark has this bit he does, where he pretends to forget who people are. It’s one of his favorites, really. Ned is the usual victim, but Peter has seen it played on a number of people.

And it’s funny. It really is.

It’s just not funny when Tony looks at Peter and says “Who are you again?” after Peter fought so hard to know the mechanic again post-spell, he finally is on speaking terms with his old teammates, he has a guest room in Stark Tower again. It’s not as funny when the man who used to be Peter’s father pretends not to know him, blissfully unaware of just how much he really has forgotten.

That’s when the bit stops being funny.

Im just feeling a certain way rn

I'm so gonna write this when my writers block is over!

Also, holy shit how do you think of all these awesome prompts?!

an SI employee complimented Peters shirt and got a raise the next day. another held the elevator for the kid and their project got approved within hours.

The employees as SI learn very quickly that the #1 way to succeed is to get Mister Stark to like you, and the #1 way to get HIM to like you is to be nice to the over enthusiastic high school kid

Fic that follows the perspective of a very confused peter who told tony about the nice elevator person and now is being offered free food and compliments at every turn

As a writer I don't plan anything. If some inspiration hits me, I'll just write it out. All my plot lines and different storylines are a blur and I can't tell which is which.

And yet I don't want to organize anything at all.