For @not-me-underc0ver

Peak comedy.

Prop comedy

Headcanon that Tony Stark despises Samsung and is utterly disgusted that Peter has been carrying one that has a cracked phone screen and has been carrying it since he was 13.

"A Samsung? Seriously Pete?" Tony would say, holding up Peter's 'phone'. "You will not be carrying this under this roof, not on my watch."

Tony would instantly change Peter's phone to a Stark one instantly, and definitely will not care about what Peter has to say about it.

(Bonus points if Tony also despises Apple because they are always copy pasting their phone models. "All they do I update the camera which is not even that good.")

Don't do this to me right now. I'm in a moment rn pls...

Y’know how sometimes in movies, characters who are about to get a medical procedure done without pain meds will drink alcohol to numb the pain?

Thinking about Tony getting gravely hurt (i’m thinking shot maybe) in a situation where they can’t take him to a professional. And someone is going to have to set a bone/dig bullets out/put in stitches on him without any pain meds. so they offer him alcohol.

but he’s sober. he knows he HAS to be sober. he can’t slip. He refuses the drink and just lets the pain happen.

“drinking that will hurt far worse than what you’re about to do”

Leo is definitely either transfemme or gay as hell. Depends on the iteration

seemed like the right time

bonus:

TOP 10 IRON MAN VILLAINS

At Number 1 we have the CLAW MACHINE.

Who's that heathen that writes their fanfictions on their phone?

Oh right, me.

WOAHHHH SO NICE AND AHHHH /pos

Cute aggression man

I make ice cream like this too dont worry Peter

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