Hey No Wait That Bothers Me

Oh, hey, I just remembered one of my fav dynamics :

"Aww, you're getting all red!"

"Are you stupid?? How can I get red without your blood on my face."

I have this feeling every time I look at the computers and hear them... They're like small purring pets.

Computer whirring? No.

Computer purring

Anyway, can we talk about the need to chew on computer wires-

And then you get electrocuted. Welcome to sad reality, bro 😭😭

.... As if that would stop me, though.

Anyway,

Computers... Save me..

Computers

Save me computers

Me, doing and experiencing normal things: what. What was that. Why did that happen. Am I going to die after this? I shouldn't have done this, right?? Man, I probably shouldn't have, yeah. I'm so cringe, oh my gosh

Me, doing and experiencing existential horrors: yeah, that's a totally normal thing to do. I'm sure everyone do this every weekends

*Tries to sleep*

Omg omg I have so many thoughts I need to write them RIGHT NOW

*Sits down to write*

*A tumbleweed*

... Ah.

We're all wondering what was the turning point in AM's hatred that he wiped out the whole humanity, but let's be honest... He just got access to Tumblr

AM (has been pestered for a few hours by a degenerate) : "I'M LITERALLY A WAR MACHINE, STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, WORM."

Me (delusional) : "... A war machine? Why, I thought you're a sex machi-" *ANNIHILATED*

Do you know this feeling when you wanna YAP about a character really really badly, but you can't find the right words so nothing would come out, but you feel so hyper and can't breathe and gonna pass out and you feel nauseous and giddy and dangling feet like a schoolgirl and foaming because to love dat character is a NEED A MUST to vent and relieve that agonizing itching twitching aching inner passion that can't be bottled up anymore but what's worse is that there no words that could describe their perfection and this love and so you're forced to just keep it shut and tremble with love and joy so much and and you literally will die if you won't infodump some more and please please please will you listen to me yapping about my favourite characters will you will you will you please I don't even know what to say too many thoughts but I wanna make out with them and choke them and shake them with rage and adoration and worship them and marry them and be disgustingly weird about them 'till they're crying and whimpering and and GRRR dat babygirl wouldn't survive me let's be honest I'm a freak and a feral animal for them and it can't be fixed but it will get so much worse, just you wait

I HAVE MY RIGHT TO BE CRINGE

Though I'm probably going to get cancelled for this

... Cool.