AHHH YES I love these thank you!!!
Hi yes I would like to redeem some sweet sweet Jersey HCs. Donno why I didn't think of doing this sooner but whatever XD
Ah yes hello we do in fact have some Jersey hc’s in stock for ya! <3
He’s the type to scold someone for doing something idiotic, but then doing the same exact thing 5 minutes later. And if you say anything about it or call him a hypocrite, he can and will stab you. Repeatedly.
NJ is the one that taught NY how to PROPERLY take the thorns off roses without hurting himself. Cuz NY would just straight up pull them off with his bare hands (and he’s got paper skin so—) and end up cutting himself. So NJ taught him to do it with gloves on a pair of pliers or small scissors.
Likes to pick on NY but stops the moment he either needs to (if he goes too far) or the moment Mass or Connie walk in
Doesn’t quite understand why Louisiana was afraid of him at first, but once he found out that it was because of the Jersey Devil, he did what he could to reassure Loui that he wasn’t any danger (to Loui at least. He would never hurt him.)
EXTREMELY protective of the other states. Like- I’m talkin- look at any of them the wrong way and you will be paid a visit later that night.
Lowkey thought that Texas was a devil hybrid (Cryptid/animal states stuff) as well, and he was like-"You are devil? But no horn 🤨 hOrNy, maybe, but no horn 🤨" and Texas was finally like-"I’m a bat dumbass!"
NJ: oh. Want some blood?
Texas: I ain’t a vampire bat! I’m a Mexican-Free-Tailed Bat!
NJ: that doesn’t answer my question.
Texas: …..yeah I’ll have some-
Has held NY’s scrawny ass in a headlock until he admitted that NJ has the better pizza.
Built like a brick wall
The Mom Friend™️. Need a bandage? He’s got it. A snack? He’s got it. Sunscreen? Yeah he’s got it. An alibi? He’ll gladly be one. A plan on how to get revenge on your ex? He’s got it. Get hurt? He will panic—
He often play fights/wrestles with the other states, forgets that he’s most likely stronger than them, and ends up accidentally going too far. Just ask NY.
my season 2 empires lineup... despite me not actually being an empires fan LMAO. i just like drawing them and doing lineups. don't judge
It's my birthday today! Which I am happy about, I'm 17 which...not so happy about but whatever.
I don't really feel older, honestly I'm kind of just out of it. I suppose it doesn't really feel like my birthday much at all, that happens when you get older right? You feel it less and less? I don't know man I'm spitballin here.
I'm going swimming in a little while, which will be fun, hopefully we're getting OutBack since we haven't in forever and it's my birthday damn it. I originally wanted to go skating today but with me staying up all night and poppy needing to work it just didn't work out, maybe that's why I'm out of it, who knows (I sure don't).
After today the only thing I'm looking forward to is the beginning of the NHL pre-season because OH do I have plans for that AND the season it's self, it's gonna be real fun (so long as I keep up with it).
Anyway, y'all have a good rest of yer day, I'll have a good rest of my B-day, byeeee!!
Your local Jersian is back, it is an actual winter wonderland outside soooo
AHHHH I LOVE THIS!!!!
Violently coughing I need my medicine of Jersey and York, please and thank you ^-^
MY BABIESSSSS YES ILL HAND OVER THE HC’S RIGHT AWAY >:3
NJ is so pissed that NY is an inch taller and NY knows it :)
It’s fine tho cuz NJ messes with NY all the time and only stops if he goes too far or if Mass or Connie walk in
When NJ first saw NY’s process of making flower crowns with roses, he was lowkey kinda concerned cuz he saw that NY ended hurting himself with the thorns when removing them from the stem, so he taught them how to do it safely so that NY didn’t hurt themself 😭
Mess with one, you mess with the other. I don’t recommend messing with either one.
NY loves play fighting, but especially with NJ. Even though NJ is afraid of hurting him (one of NJ’s greatest fears is hurting someone he loves <3)
NJ spoke (speaks) a lot for NY when NY couldn’t speak English or was too anxious and/or overstimulated to speak. He still does it. He’s the best big brother (after Mass) that York could ask for.
Whilst NY likes pigeons, NJ likes crows. So they both take walks with their bird friends :] NJ 100% gets along with Kraai (NY’s crow friend that I gave him a while ago)
If NJ thinks that NY is being over-confident or if NY is trying to appear intimidating (he’s not-), he’ll sneak up on NY, wrap his arms around him, and start giving him hair pets and head scritches and he ends up reducing NY to a puddle of sleepy purring adorableness. Then he has a problem cuz NY falls asleep on NJ and NJ wouldn’t DARE to move.
COUGH COUGH COUGH My requests are still open, please, I beg you, make my brain work, I need to do something. Headcanons or art I will do it but PLEASE!!!!
Hell I'll even do little writing snippets because lord knows I need to write more, I just need desperately need something to do!!!
I was just sitting in the snow for the past hour-ish, came back in about 20 mins ago. I would have stayed out longer if it wasn't for the fact that my other earbud died and I didn't want to check if the other was charged enough, and if my fingers hadn't started to get uber numb and my butt was totally soaked.
Would totally recommend BTW to sit in the snow like its a lawn chair, I was doing so with my legs bent and woah boy was it comfy. 10/10 I will do it again when I can!!
What states do you headcanon play hockey, and what positions do they play?
HIA, it hasn't been 2 days, what are you talking about? Anyway I got them all down finally, I'm not gonna say they all make sense but most of them have a team so it's finneee...probably?
Jersey: Defense, left-wing
New York: Forward, center
Massachusetts: Forward, right-wing
Connecticut: Defense, right-wing (doesn’t play anymore)
Pennsylvania: Forward, center
Gov: Defense, left-wing (barely has anytime to play but tries to when he can)
Rhode: Defense, right-wing
North Carolina: Forward, left-wing
South Carolina: Defense, right-wing
Alabama: Forward, center (only plays roller hockey, college football offseason)
Missouri: Defense, right-wing (only plays roller hockey)
Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesn’t play often)
Arizona: Forward, right-wing
Colorado: Defense: right-wing
Minnesota: Forward, left-wing
Oregon: Defense, left-wing
Montana: Forward, center
I feel like most of these are self explanatory, like NY Jersey and other NE states, but others I may have to explain I think...oops?
Okay so, the Carolinas playing isn't really THAT surprising, they have a team (I don't know which state the team belongs too and I am perfectly fine not knowing lol), same with Tennessee, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.
Now Alabama on the other hand, football offseason, literally only roller hockey, besides ya know...violence. Hockey can be a very southern sport when you think about it.
Gov plays because once again, North East, but also because I have a feeling he would be very into the Washington Capitals. It isn't like he gets the chance to play often but when it's a slow winter day he can and will go and play on a lake somewhere with the NE states.
Connecticut doesn't play anymore because he is dramatic (RIP the Whalers, you will be missed until Carolina pulls out the jerseys again), and probably because of injuries or something, he's mainly just dramatic.
Anyway won't lie, this list is mainly off of vibes and whether or not they have a team. For example, California has three teams and yet it is impossible for me to see that man play any sport except maybe beach volleyball. Meanwhile Rhodey is on here and yet he doesn't have a team, I can just see him using hockey as a way to remove stress, it's therapy but WAAYYY more expensive.
Loved doing this one if it wasn't obvious lolz!
Day 1: Ethoslab
Good old Etho for Hermit-A-Day-May, was going to do more but I uhhh... kept watching Netflix and this may or may not have taken me all day because of that lolz
I hath come to humbly ask thee for Texas hc’s 👁️👁️
*do not feel forced or rushed to answer this!!*
It's not been almost a whole day, I don't know what your on about. Seriously though sorry this is late, I wanted to get it done yesterday but sadly I do have a friend who also likes hockey so, anyway ENJOY!!!
Texas-
He can sing and play the guitar really well
Big ol’ stargazer, was very sad when he realized that the StateHouse wasn’t in the best location to stargaze
He doesn’t agree with a lot of what happens in his state, not that he has much of a choice but if asked in private he makes his opinion pretty known
Will occasionally drink a glass of oil, yea know, for the funnies, the other states are absolutely disgusted, even the ones with oil drilling
He’s never actually done drugs, like it was very tempting at one point but he never actually tried it and doesn’t plan too
Owns a dirt bike and bought a few other southern states one as well to do races
He’s smart, but specifically the stupid kind of smart, the kind of smart that got a super collider built but dumb enough to not be able to convince the government to keep throwing money into the project (this is real, this did happen and I love it so much it’s so interesting)
Manipulative bastard (affectionate??)
He doesn’t always dress like he’s a cowboy from the deep south, he actually has a lot of what the NE states call “normal people clothes”, he just prefers to dress like what he is, a gay cowboy
Whore (affectionate)
Was the one who started the southern Minecraft server, mainly so he could bomb Oklahomo legally
AHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, i saw it on tiktok a while ago but i dont use tiktok anymore BUT NOW I FOUND IT ON HERE AHHH
Greetings hermitcraft tumblr nation, as an offering here's desert duo
Hi I'm Kyi, I am a minor, I don't really know how to tumblr so enjoy the random stuff I end up posting
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