Ahhhhh I Just Saw This But Omigosh, Poor Jersey

Hand over the Texas hc's 🔫🥰

*not forcing ofc!! <3*

HIII!!! I wanted to get this done sooner but had to transition my brain from "OUTSIDE WOOOO" to "Sit yo ass down BOI" so this took a little...oops? BUT here ya go!!!

Texas-

*Slaps on back of the head* Oh this bad boy can fit SO much trauma

He has a human family but boy is he not human, he’s closer to human than Jersey and Maryland but whatever he is sure ain’t human

LOVES Transformers, the movies, shows, comics, all of it (whata nerd)

He’s very easy to become friends with so long as you give him the chance and you’re not at The Table

He’s a lovable dumbass and if one cannot handle that then one shall not be friends with sir cowboy

Surprisingly friends with New Jersey, they got closer after teaching each other how to cook certain things (Brisket and Pizza)

Adores cuddles, whether he’s big spoon or little spoon, he love ‘em

Is decently good friends with California, they may not agree on everything but the two been slowly learning that you don’t have to be friends with just those that share your same views and beliefs (a hard lesson for both to understand)

Oh you best believe this boy has become super best friends with Alberta, how could he not!? They are literally Walmart him!!

Used to go into the rivers near his home to dive for treasure, almost always found guns, so much so that he had to stop as his collection was a bit too big to take care of them all (he gave some to other states over time)

Oh wait yeah *clears throat* ✨~Guns~✨ 

He loves bats, thinks they are the most adorable little weirdos in the world and will do ANYTHING to protect them

Oh does he love to dance, will always find a victim someone to dance with, somehow always ends up being Oklahoma

He doesn’t really understand hockey but he’s trying (the southern states with teams are making sure of that) and he does understand why it’s popular, it’s the ✨~violence~✨

He will get what he wants, one way or another, no matter how long it takes and if he only has what he wants for a minute or two, he will get it.

Day 13: TangoTek (plus Impulse and Zed getting Wardened)

I am currently playing catch up lol, luckily Im only a day behind, Ill probably get the Zed drawing done later tonight to finally be caught up, but first I need rest I am tired lol

Day 12: ZombieCleo (this isnt late what are you talking about)

yeah sooooo, my hand is kinda having a breakdown at the moment so I was kinda forced to take a break for a day, doesnt mean that I'm not gonna play catch up of course (also tango will get posted tonight just gotta let my hand rest more lol)

I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D

Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-

Chat- New Brethern

Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover

Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?

Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie

Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit

Jerry™: you go to like every meeting

Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time

Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore

Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea

Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST

Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about

Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya

Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg

Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?

Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?

Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy

Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny

Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that

Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death

Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse

Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster

Newie is now online

Yorkadam: You.

Newie: Me?

Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god

Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song

Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know

Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.

Yorkadam has gone offline

Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo

Jerry™: heh yeah

Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?

Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik

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New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is

“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-” 

The screams continued even as he shut the door

“Nope”

Day 1: Ethoslab

Good old Etho for Hermit-A-Day-May, was going to do more but I uhhh... kept watching Netflix and this may or may not have taken me all day because of that lolz

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears is by far one of the best songs out there, like its just so good and i love it so much lol

Wattpad

WTTT/WTTSH stuff! (hc's, one-shots, incorrect quotes, ect...) - NY headcanons cuz hes my precious baby! <3

Read NY headcanons cuz hes my precious baby! <3 from the story WTTT/WTTSH stuff! (hc's, one-shots, incorrect quotes, ec...

NY headcanon post!! <3

Headcanons:

-scrawny sad angy cat man

-the tallest of their brothers, around 5'10

-he's also the youngest sibling cuz I said so <3

-he/him, they/them pronouns

-would absolutely be the biggest sweetheart if life for him wasn't the entire "r/f*ckyouinparticular" subreddit

-he's usually nice when he wants to be, which doesn't happen to often (it does but he doesn't know how to express it)

-it's pretty much agreed by the whole fandom that he's 10 cats in a trench coat right? Thought so.

-^loves headpats, head scratches, chin scratches, pets, and all that jazz and will lay in your lap and purr. (That sounds weird but oh well I am weird-)

-^climbs on everything. They're really good at it too. If theyre being chased by one of their brothers or friends (they have those??? 😨😱), theyll find the nearest tall object (like a tree. Or the fridge. Or the vents.) and climb it/into it.

-^is always protecting their stomach like a damn cat. If he's fully relaxed and laying down around you and not tense and curled up, consider getting a lottery ticket cuz you sir/ma'am/Mx. are lucky as hell.

-^has claws, but has almost no idea how to use them. He just knows to swing and hope they hit their target.

-^✨fangs✨

-he's actually very good at cooking and loves cooking for people! Though as for themself, it's either nothing, a cup of coffee, or some random thing he finds.

-*points* AUTISM. ADHD. PTSD. DPD. BPD. DEPRESSION. ANXIETY. PANIC DISORDER. GO TAKE YOUR MEDS NEW YORK BEFORE I BEAT YOUR A-

-I'm very nice to them and I've given him: anemia, insomnia, an iron deficiency, and asthma, as well as misaligned leg bones (courtesy of England and my f*cked up brain) and chronic bodily pains (courtesy of me projecting)

-doesn't know what sleep is.

-will sleep when hell freezes over

-sunbathes in the sunlight like a damn cat tho.

-cannot handle being pinned down in any circumstance. It gives him BAD flashbacks.

-will snuggle up to the OG13 and Main 6 any day, but ESPECIALLY when it's a bad day with his ptsd. They feel safe around the others. And the others will protect him at any cost.

-He has a very hard time figuring out whether or not all the BAD stuff is over :(

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@misery-has-no-company-now @almostangrything @alaskashigh @stawpny <— professional NY simps /lh/silly

I uh..I did a thing...tee-hee?

Ignore that it has been several days since I first posted it and I'm only JUST doing this, that's not important!!!

AHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, i saw it on tiktok a while ago but i dont use tiktok anymore BUT NOW I FOUND IT ON HERE AHHH

Greetings hermitcraft tumblr nation, as an offering here's desert duo

That day, Texas learned that no matter how good a cook Jersey is, it isn't worth it

I had too, I just had too

May I humbly request hc’s for the gay traumatized cowboy with daddy issues (texas)?👁️👁️

Oooooo yess, Texas was a fun one to think about because I had to think like a southerner slightly, and I live in Jersey lol (granted Jersey gets pretty southern if you go too far but I don't live there)

Texas-

Used to hunt a lot, however with the Table becoming slightly more important in the 2020s he had to slow it down significantly

Has a massive ranch, horses, cattle, chickens, you name it, Texas probably has it

Would actually kill someone (but specifically Cali) if they took his hat, there is no way he is letting Austin be in control for that long

His wires are slightly crossed, hence Austin or literally any of his cities (though honestly the cities being personified depends on the state, Texas has researched this before and it’s not worth asking why, you won’t get an answer)

Guns lol

Will occasionally just cough up oil, it’s not common but it is annoying

He’s not gay, at all, what so ever, he’s just a very straight cowboy livin his life (guess the lie here, hint: he is for sure livin his life and is a cowboy)

He doesn’t hate Oklahomo, he just wishes the absolute best for him and the absolute best is dying

Loves cooking as much as he does hunting, which is a lot, he’ll do it whenever he wants, for basically no reason, it’s a fun hobby for him

Has dinner every other Sunday with Mexico and other Spanish speaking countries, Cali, Arizona, and NM will also join from time to time

He likes history a lot more than people realize, he has to be good at it to say that it’s all fake duh

Hates snow, never wants it ever again, the one time he got snow he doesn’t remember BECAUSE HE BASICALLY DIED MAINE (he’s only slightly dramatic, he didn’t die but it sure did feel like it)

Made Jersey teach him how to make “proper pizza” since he taught him how to make a brisket

He’s tall, like 6’3 tall, he could technically go taller but 6’3 doesn’t make him feel like he’s stretching his skin

If he’s exhausted then he won’t understand a lick of English, he doesn’t get that tired often but when he does it’s turned into a game to see who can get him to bed first (It’s normally Alabama or Oklahomo- I mean homa, Oklahoma)

Went back to high school in the 2000s, an experience he doesn’t know if he regrets or wants to study under a microscope

Has three dogs, they are his babies along with his horses, he fought long and hard to convince Gov to let him have them at the StateHouse even with the no pets rule that like 3 people didn’t follow at the time

Loves Football, obviously, Sunday Football is spent outside with barbeque and the entire south, even if their team isn’t playing

Doesn’t actually hate Cali, he thinks that he’s an idiot and never knows when to shut up but he can admire how smart he actually is even if Texas would never say it out loud, and Austin, Austin was a big reason