Random: whats your favorite TMNT intro song
me: the rise of the TMNT intro song
random: that’s such a basic answer
me: FINE YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER, THIS
if this doesn’t play at my funeral I’m not dieing
do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"
Day 8: Mumbo Jumbo (THATS REDSTONE)
So I wanted to actually draw his base but I also wanted to get this out before 12, plus I wanna play minecraft, so its not exactly the best drawing I've ever done so I might redo the drawing in June just because I would have time lol
could you do Ny/Nj/Cal being fluffy?
So ok, I wasn't sure if you wanted this to be writing or a drawing or headcanons about them, so I just did a drawing. Sorry btw that it's so late, I had no idea what to do for this.
I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
Hehe Hockey!!!
i said that i wouldnt draw anymore hermits after i drew gem a long while ago....so i got sick and bored
Tis is how the title says, today is my birthday and I thought "huh I should probably tumblr" SO HERE I AM. Anyway my ankle is a lot better now, I can actually walk and I dont need to use a cane or anything anymore which is great (was using crutches for a while there).
Like I said, today is my birthday, still a minor but like slightly older, my friend got me these adorable eeveelution enamel pins (umbreon slyveeon leafeon and glaceon (I know there spelt wrong shh)) aswell as this cute squid flip thingy and I love it, it now sits on top of my other squid flip thing which sits on my microphone. I am getting presents from my parents I just havnt opened them yet so I'll probably post another thing with what I got from them.
I also went swimming but it always rains on my birthday (which has turned into some type of meme to me lol) and the wind was being annoying so I decided to just get out.
Anyway this was just a small update and I'll probably post another one later on but thats if I'm not reading HP fanfics again lol
Bu-Bye!!
So apparently I'm most like Donnie??? No idea how, like yeah I'm tall and smart and want a bonk stick but zero idea how I got him (I'm not complaining tho, I like being told I'm smart)
no one cares about my wttt/hetalia crossover fic but I am incapable of not spoiling my own shit so what i have so far is under the cut if anyone wants
Alfred yawned, blinking the sleep from his eyes. He looked around, still adjusting to the new light. Between the cheap faux-leather chair, the large round table, and the fluorescent lights swinging slightly above; great, he had fallen asleep in a meeting again. He couldn’t recall for the life of him what meeting, but he half expected Ludwig or Arthur to appear, scolding him for falling asleep again.
The light turned off for a moment, but quickly flicked back on; “I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize someone was still in here”
Alfred looked to the doorway, a man stood there. He wore a navy blue suit, and light blue tie, his hair and beard were dark and a bit long but neatly trimmed, Alfred took the US flag lapel pin to mean he was government… he swore he had never seen him before though, and Alfred knew everyone.
“Gov, I need to talk to you about–oh hello.” Another man came up behind the first, his shirt and tie were both loud, and looked like something a man fifty years older than he looked would wear, more importantly though was the white coat. What was a doctor doing here?
“Hi” Alfred said, offering an awkward smile, “I fell asleep, think the meeting that was in this room ended without me. Who was in here last?”
The two men looked between each other, a new air of nervousness permeating the room. “We were, but you weren’t here…” the dark haired man opened a file flipping through it, clearly looking for some hint of who Alfred was.
“You might have just missed him, there were more states than usual in the meeting today” the doctor (?) commented.
The other nodded carefully, weighing the possibility; “I’m sorry, who are you?” he looked over Alfred, his focus shifting to the flight jacket, “Are you Air Force? Did we arrange for you to come today?”
“Air force…?” Alfred got up waving his hands, in a negative way, as he crossed the room “No, let me restart.” He held his hand out for a handshake, the dark haired man taking it hesitantly, “I’m Alfred F. Jones, The United States of America”
The two men glanced between each other, then broke out laughing, “Very funny,” the dark haired one commented, accepting hand sanitizer from the other without even thinking about it. “Civilians really aren’t supposed to be in here, but since one of the states set you up to this don’t worry about it. Exit is at the end of the hall.”
He didn’t budge from where he was standing, “A. I’m not a civilian, B. No one put me up to anything, C. Haven’t told me who you two are.”
“I’m the Federal Government, this is Center for Disease Control”
The other pointed to the other them himself, “Gov and CDC for short”
“Yeah no, you two are the ones pulling my leg, I’m both of those things.” he stopped looking into the distance for a moment, “Actually, I know I’m one of those things, never really asked about federal agencies…”
I uh..I did a thing...tee-hee?
Ignore that it has been several days since I first posted it and I'm only JUST doing this, that's not important!!!
Hi I'm Kyi, I am a minor, I don't really know how to tumblr so enjoy the random stuff I end up posting
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