Violet: What Are You, 5?

You grin as the large crowd in front of you cheers your name. You calm them down and ask for anything you could help out with, and they respond by bringing out a large barrel of wine mixed with possum fur (or so it smelled).

"He's been stuck in there for days," the carrier pleads.

"Who?" You ask.

"Blocky."

"Terrible name," You frown. "But what's the thing stuck inside?"

The carrier took a moment to think and hesitantly said, "My firstborn, I think."

"Fair enough." You stare at the barrel. "Do you want the wine, or the child?"

"The wine, please."

You were an average mage when you fought a basilisk and were turned to stone. 1,000 years later, you awaken to find magic has decayed—and you are now a legendary archmage by today's standards.

Raspberry and Lilac

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!

if i see one more person saying that annabeth’s character is “ruined” because leah’s not blonde, i’m actually going to go insane. if you think that annabeth’s motives and character are entirely defined by her hair color, you did not understand the books. her character goes so much further than her appearance. “but leah doesn’t uphold the dumb blonde stereotype” leah being annabeth ENHANCES annabeth’s character arc by covering racism as well.

every single character in the riordanverse has been outcasted and turned away. this includes annabeth. you think that leah’s annabeth, a black girl in the early 2000s, is an exception to this? fuck, even in the episode with the chimera, it’s noticeable. now i dont know if this was intentional, but someone mentioned that the police officer had no problem with walker/percy’s blatant disrespect, but the SECOND leah very normally asks, “are we under arrest?” he accuses her of having a disrespectful tone.

annabeth’s intelligence is in no way related to her hair color. leah portrays annabeth beautifully and i couldn’t ask for anyone better.

look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

*MWAH*

PERFECTION.

I LUV HIM TOO MUCH

Leo Valdez is my new fictional crush

oh gods

I have a teddy bear named Boobie. I got her when I turned 6, and at that time, I didn't know what boobies were, and I named her that. Eight years later, I still have her.

tags: literally anyone who sees this, I need to get more friends

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

how in the holy smoking doodles does this have so many notes (yes, 23 notes is a big deal for me)

pls don't let this be the post tumblr recognises me i thought of this on the toilet at 3am

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

People forget Leo Valdez is actually kinda badass

friendly reminder that baby Nico was adorable.

friendly reminder that Thalia had a crush on Apollo.

ppl why

like wtf is wrong with u

were u even held as a baby

u coco melon child (no offence to the nice ppl who watched/still watch coco melon)

I am so so so concerned right now.

(TW sex mentions, revenge porn)

I was in the ace tag reporting bots and I saw someone that would post a girl's pictures and next to them the same picture but ai generated to make her look naked. I am pretty sure this was done without consent and I don't remember the username but I'll put it in the replies so you can block, report etc. I'm genuinely concerned for the girl and I'm pretty sure it's revenge porn.