Peter: MJ Is So Cute. *sigh*

Tony: do you think natasha wants to kill me?

Clint: depends? why do you think that?

Tony: she might or might not have been following me with a knife for a week now

Clint:

Clint: no, that's just natasha

MJ: Hey losers. Give me an honest answer on how much you hate Flash.

Peter: It cannot be represented by mortal means

Ned: I-

MJ:...That’s fair

Todoroki: I’m pretty sure you broke the hero code as well

Iida: Wait! We can't break school rules!

Midoriya: Iida, we've broken the law.

Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 2:

Vision

Scott

Shuri

T’challa

Rhodey

If I’m missing someone tell me and part 3 is probably going to be the guardians reacting

Avengers play Cards Against Humanity

Since the last one was well received here's part two

Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.

Loki: Eradicating the jews

Steve: Mass Genocide

Peter: Veganism

Hope: Nazis

Scott: Bees

Natasha: White privilege

Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker

Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole

Shuri: Praying the gay away

T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory

Tony: A reason not to commit suicide

Bruce: Auschwitz

Sam: God

Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes

Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective

Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts

Thor: Vikings

Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.

Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.

“Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.”

- Clint.

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

Peter: Loki! Violence isn’t the answer

Loki: I’m a god. Therefore I have the authority to say it is.

Peter: *pauses* Can’t argue with that logic

Tony: oh no

Tony scolding Peter for doing stupid and dangerous things on patrol: Why?! You’re going to get yourself killed!

Peter and Loki: Here for a good time not a long time

Shuri coming in with a bottle of bleach: I was summoned and I brought drinks.

😂

Bruce, to Shuri and Peter: listen up, teens. There's nothing meme about smoking cigarettes. It's not "Netflix and chill" to do a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church