I'll Take It To Mine

STATEMENT OF BARON T. MILDENHALL, REGARDING A SUPPOSED HAUNTING BY A MONSTRUOUS CREATURE. ORIGINAL STATEMENT GIVEN OCTOBER 4TH, 2024. AUDIO RECORDING BY JONATHAN SIMS, HEAD ARCHIVIST OF THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE, LONDON.

STATEMENT BEGINS.

Binge watching madness combat, tadc and a bunch of vods sparked a bit of the creativity in me. Here's a doodle page!

ahh, pomni and cyn. ankle breakers. ouch :(

Happy birthday for these two cubitos.

weird thing how in the spanish dub he says "4 years of computer science for this", like why does it change from 7 to 4?????

Kinger’s memory and sanity improves when in the dark

But what exactly is he remembering in this line?

I HAD A VISION AND NO TIME TO DRAW SO THIS'LL HAVE TO DO FOR NOW OKAY

well the first season made me bonkers i'm surprised at how well the story is knitting itself to the point i might start to journal about it...

Pepito please come back home (he's just sleepy)

which qsmp egg do you miss the most and why

i've been playing some Night in The Woods while listening to The Magnus Archives and a good friend of mine asked me to draw him in the game,, so i did

we both look kinda ridiculous but also fit somehow well in the game??? thnx to Jon Sims for the inspo i guess

translation: we really should've burnt university down...

sure Infinity Nikki is a c*zy game, nevermind the fact that i'm losing my mind over that damn Scam-o-matic gacha machine that eats away my blings

oh and the imminent war in other regions

Infinity Nikki stands apart from other c*zy games cause yes you are grooming cute animals and making pretty princess dresses, but also creativity is the magic that holds the world together, a chained Goddess puts a heart into your chest that lets you magically create miracle outfits, but it also drives the world to ruin if you don't suppress its power through creating original outfits.

God died. His successors blame eachother for it. Borders are closed because of constant military conflict. People are falling into comas left and right and the person most equipped to investigate this is a pink girliepop and her brother who is a small cat.

saving this for future reference ✨

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

EDIT: part 2!!

Hey, QSMPtwt that's just migrated-

1. We don't tolerate xenophobia to ANYONE here, and that includes the French and Brazilian community. If you've just moved and are planning to continue that route, please Get The Fuck Out.

2. We can and will criticize the project when it's necessary, but won't hate on any party involved. Criticism and hate are very different things, as one is needed and the other brings everyone nowhere.

3. Please personalise your blogs a bit! Just any background colour and a small bit of header text so people don't assume you're a bot and block you on reflex!

4. We sometimes hold platform-wide events, so you're welcome to participate if you see one coming up :D

5. Tag appropriately please please pleaseeee

6. Don't be an asshole, that's it

7. Enjoy your stay on QSMPblr <3