Laurencelaneart

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

Shez: Can you two stop kissing in front of me!

Byleth: Don’t mind him, Dimitri. Shez is just jealous because he and I have a pact where if we’re both still single by the time we’re forty, we’ll kill each other.

Dinluke Tangled AU my beloved 💖

Bonus Grogu :3c

diversity win! the elven lich woman beating the shit out of you inside an umbrella is trans!

(they were doomed from the start)

Wizard: Hey, Bard, you ready to get curb stomped?

Fighter: What?

Bard: At chess.

Wizard: We have a weekly match. I’m teaching Bard to play. And they're teaching me to trash talk. The cleric called. Your test results came back positive. You’re a stage five dumbass.

Bard: Oh! You have come so far.

I don’t know about you but i know i’m seriously fucked when i see characters interacting and they hit jackpot of almost every, if not all, kinds of dynamics where:

“i have strong feelings toward you but i know once i am able to touch and hold you i won’t know what i should do with these hands when you’re away”

the sun and the moon

the moon and the sea

the sun and the well-loved, dying sunflower

“i’d do anything for you” | “then live for me / live with me”

“i’d kill/die for you. say the word and i’ll do it in a heartbeat” | “no”

“i don’t know where else to go to” | (visibly angry) “who did this to you?”

[in life or death situation] “are you okay? are you hurt?” | “i should be the one asking you that! you’re the one who took the fall for me / who’s bleeding to protect me!”

Basically the all-powerful and capable, and their absolute weakness (still in denial sometimes)

the “what you did is very wrong but everyone deserves a second chance” and the “you’re lucky i took an oath to them (specifically) to not end you / make your life a living nightmare”

“please hesitate” | “i won’t hesitate ever”

the “i am not asking for your permission, don’t come with me” self-sacrificing and reckless dumbass, and their “someone has to watch your back while you’re being stupid. someone more clever and probably in the brink of having a heart attack the moment you take step out there: me”

“everyone looks up to them” | “hard not to when they’re that tall/big tbh”

the brat and the brat-tamer who probably has stiff joints and is grumpy or calmer than the brat most the time

I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all

The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE

Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:

Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists

Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?

Heisenberg: yeah

Ethan: I gnawed it off.

Heisenberg:wh—what

Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward

sharing the silly winny sketchpage I made cuz she was a big hit, look upon my silly pathetic failgirl

detail close-ups under break!

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers