Help Me Find This Fic PLEASE

"x loves x more" SHUT UP!!!!!! they need to both be equally in love with each other or i DIE

For future use :]

Witcher!Jaskiers, anyone?

I’d say something about artistic license and freedom of interpretation, but the reason I got some of these designs to abysmally wrong is actually because I’m Jared, 19. I’m absolutely mortified at my utter idiocy and general sciolism :)

Anyways, the fics are as follows:

All the World I’ve Seen Before Me Passing By by @brothebro - 💚💚💚

Death to the Details by loser bastard idiot man who cannot read (me)

Demand an Encore by @theaceace - with daryshkart’s awesome design bc it’s awesome

Juniper Berries by @wingedquill - i am so sorry but i absolutely did base his design’s colour scheme off of actual juniper berries and now i want to die

How Many Secrets Can You Keep? by @kaermorons - i spent probably far too long trying to decode the descriptions and was halfway done before i realised that it was also probably supposed to be daryshkart’s design and now i feel extra dumb.

You’re all awesome, thank you 💚

Always reblog the philosophical blind dog post

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

I love this, and I want to add-on to it.

Geralt fell in love with jackster because of his writings. Well, jackster knew that he could never become a Bard, as long as he was heir to the throne. That didn't stop him from indulging in the occasional poem or story or song. He wrote them down in journals, he hid, he wrote so many, he could probably fill a small library.Geralt had come to the ruins of the castle to slay a monster That had taken up residence. But during the battle, jackstar's rooms and his hidden writings revealed gerald had looked for any other way to break the curse.While doing so, he out of curiosity, if nothing else began to read, the journals found alongside the sleeping prince. And as he read more and more of the hidden man behind the facade lost to history and time, he couldn't help but fall in love with what he found. So when it became clear, the only way to wake jackstar up from his sleep was true love's kiss. Geralt couldn't help but be a little selfish and check if it was him before going off to find someone more suitable. And now he's stuck trying to explain why he felt the need to check at all.

As a baby, Prince Julian Pankratz of Lettenhove was cursed to prick his finger and fall into a death-like sleep on his eighteenth birthday.

Sure enough, when Julian turned eighteen, the next thing he knew, he was waking up in a ruined castle—with a white-haired man standing over him.

That’s how Julian learns he’s been asleep for five hundred years, his kingdom of Lettenhove no longer exists, and the white-haired man is a witcher named Geralt. With no throne to return to, Julian decides to embrace the future and pursue what he’s always wanted: the life of a bard. He even picks out a new name for himself—Jaskier.

Meanwhile, Geralt has mixed feelings about his new tagalong, a five-hundred-eighteen-year-old former prince turned bard. Mostly because he’s still coming to terms with the fact that he woke Jaskier up with a true love’s kiss… and has no idea how to tell him.

For safe keeping

Various Warlord!Geralt stories with what I remember them by, which, generally, isn't a good summary of the fic.

Starting with the one that started it all, and the one with Jaskier's lovely song cycle: With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics.

The one where Jaskier is cursed not to speak/the one with cannibalism by nobles: The Fettered Lark by hoomhum.

The one I keep thinking is A/B/O but isn't, and has the Witcher's tending a herd of wisen: as long as the sun and the moon are above by pallidus.

The actual A/B/O fic with Courting: A Wedding to a Warlord by MessengerGabriel.

The one with lots of tributes present in the keep/Witcher Renfri!: raised by wolf and voices by CountessKlair.

The one where Geralt didn't mean to become a warlord but the person he left in charge thinks him warlord/sends tribute: Also Fettered Lark.

That one where Jaskier is the first tribute, but wagons full had come before him, mostly ending up stuffed in storage, including a lute: Do I have to be who I am? by persephonesprince

For safe keeping

Witcher ficlets 2022

Look. It turns out I write a lot…… xD  And tumbl have link limits, so it’s probably just ….. easier to start a second one….  For both finding and keeping them! 

Please enjoy this new year of fics and ficlets <3

-Rough hands makes for soft songs  Jaskier is teaching Ciri how to play lute, and Geralt is weak

-A great excuse  Jaskier and Geralt hiding in a bathhouse and shoulderkisses

-Shards  Season 2 MCD, where the witchers have signs to protect them, but Jaskier does not….

-Perfect dissonance It takes some time, but Geralt finally realizes it was Jaskier missing all along (modern au) 

-Her weddingday It’s her weddingday, and she doesn’t understand why the witcher is telling her to go to rest (noonwraith pov)

-In the light of the stars Jaskier just wants to celebrate his birthday for once, with the people he cares about. But it doesn’t seem like anyone notices

-Like onions and Sad Silktraders Just Jaskier making Geralt smell his shirt, and Geralt pretending he doesn’t like it. Like normal people.

-Falling Where Geralt follows Jaskier to Oxenfurt and finally tells him how he feels. Cuddles and tracing of lips.

-Sun and stars Cuddling in a patch of sunlight, where Geralt kisses and explores Jaskier’s back.

-Promise? Promise. “I love you, I love you, I love you.”  Geralt is saying it like he is terrified out of his mind, like he is mourning, like he is alone in the entire world.

-The art of recovering Where Jaskier kisses Eskel for cover, but then it is really hard to stop kissing

-Burn butcher burn An observation about s1 and s2, and how the butcher burned

-That happy ever after The before and after Ciri came into Geralt’s life and helped him heal and remember that not all emotions are bad, a modern au. 

-Tease (Nsfw) Just Geralt’s hips against Jaskier’s inner thighs. That’s it.

-Neither petty nor possesive, but…. Jaskier saves Geralt from a flirty group of women by pretending to be his partner… until it is hard to pretend anymore (modern au)

-Cold fries Modern au where Bartender Geralt falls for lead singer Jaskier

-Under the stars Where Geralt and Dandelion watches each other and the stars

-Belleteyn and Birthdays Because it is both Ciri and Yennefer’s birthday and they celebrate with gifts and cakes

-Witcher mine Where Dandelion struggles to sleep and Geralt helps by being a human…witcher.. wheighted blanket

-Bittersweet Modern au, FWB but it’s bad for their friendship. (Geralt fixes it in the end I promise)

-If I kiss you tomorrow Belleteyn and Geralt is smitten with his bard

-Kelp forest and trinkets Mer!everyone where Geralt attempts to court Jaskier

-Ikea… Just Ikea Lambert and Aiden moves in together, that calls for a shopping trip!

-Turmoil Jaskier’s mind is so incredibly loud, but Geralt is there to comfort him

-Someone to you Jaskier sings something more personal that he intended, and Eskel soothes him

- Handshandshands Jaskier is but a humble mastermind with a plan to touch Geralt’s hand

-It is summer Where Jaskier is living his best summer life, despite the weather fighting him

-Tusks Monster!Geralt gifts Dandelion his tusks as daggers as a gift for affection

- Dance floor kisses Where geraskier … kiss on the dance floor

- War drama or cowboys? Where geraskier slowdances in the kitchen at 2am

- Scent of spring Where Eskel tried to court Jaskier, but he didn’t get it, and they reunite after winter

-To trust and to hold Where Jaskier gets very, very hurt, and Geralt’s only way of saving him is through a bonding bite 

- You always can Where Jaskier gets silly drunk, and good flat mate Eskel gets a little more than he bargained for

-Oh how his heart trembles Where Geralt comes back to winter with Dandelion in Oxenfurt

-The challenge of you Geskel in a competative cooking show falling head over heals for each other

-Back to you Eskel getting beat up by an arch griffin and Jaskier is there to pick him up.

-Lean against me Jaskier staggering away after Blood Origins, and Geralt looking for him

Thank you for reading! <3

Keeping this where I can find it :)

merthur fic recs masterlist

authors

vintagelilacs

aus and fusions

arranged marriage au, pt 2, pt 3

college/university au

different first meeting au

getting together + modern au

hanahaki au, pt 2, pt 3

modern au

modern royalty au, pt 2

pride and prejudice au

regency au

social media au

soulmate au pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6

s2e10 fix it

merlin

assistant!merlin

bamf!merlin

consort!merlin pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

druid leader!merlin

hurt!merlin, pt 2

irish!merlin

jealous!merlin

oblivious!merlin pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6

pining!merlin pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

royal!merlin, pt 2

spy!merlin

arthur

actor!arthur pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

bond girl!arthur

jealous!arthur pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7

pining!arthur pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8

pregnant!arthur

protective!arthur, pt 2, pt 3

oblivious!arthur, pt 2

spy!arthur

other tropes and categories

00q fusion

5 + 1 things pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

accidental marriage

angst with a happy ending

arthur courts merlin

arthur finds out about balinor

arthur finds out about freya

arthur knows about merlin’s magic

arthur loves merlin’s magic eyes

arthur’s donkey ears

arthur returns, pt 2

bathing

bed sharing, pt 2

bedside vigils

bets

coming out

crack, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

dragon dads

enemies to lovers

fake/pretend relationship, pt 2, pt 3

fandom iconic fics

fav aus

fav fics

figure skating

flowers

forced proximity

getting back together

getting together, pt 2, pt 3

getting together with the help of technology

kid fics, pt 2

kinktober

love spells and potions, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

magic reveal pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6

meddling knights, pt 2, pt 3

merlin dies

merlin goes insane to get arthur back

merlin knows about arthur’s pining

merlin leaves camelot

morgana and merlin friendship

outsider pov

parties

protective!knights

remixes

role reversal

royal balls

scar reveal

secret relationship

time travel

truth potion

underappreciated fics

weddings

wedding stopping

wound cleaning

So I don't lose it

merthur fic recs i swear by

Good Fortune - Chapter 1 - platonic_boner - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own] - G - the one where Arthur makes Merlin a lord

In your dreams - platonic_boner - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own] - T - the one where Merlin enters Arthur’s dream

Visiting Hunith - RurouniHime - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own] - T - the one from Hunith’s perspective

 Of Faith and Hope and Love - Chapter 1 - versaphile - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own] - T - the one where Merlin gets lost

Onfindan - astolat - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own] - M - the one where they hunt monsters

Dower the Stars - Chapter 1 - RurouniHime - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own]  - E - the one where Arthur gets jealous

The Crown of the Summer Court - astolat - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own] - E - the one with the elves

Despoiled - astolat - Merlin (TV) [Archive of Our Own]  - E - the one where they try to start a rumour

Safe keeping

Shapeshifter Au masterpost

A03

Part 1 

Part 2 

Part 3 

Part 4 

Part 5 

Part 5.5 

Part 6 - Last wish special

Geralt POV 

Part 7 

Part 8 

Part 9 

Part 10 

Part 11 

Part 12

Ciri

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15