#eatingbark #cryingonthefloor

i hate that i know your right 😭

listen… i’ve never posted anything on tumblr but i have to say this…

WHY TF WOULD MARVEL TEASE LOKI BEING BI IF THEY WEREN’T GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

Like i would get it if he had a female love interest and didn’t say anything about him swinging both ways BUT they didn’t.

Please make lokius real marvel. they are keeping me afloat rn 💀💀💀

Today marks the day that Loki Season 2 was released. A full year of tears, a full year of fan-love, and a full year of WTFs… This fandom is still going strong and I am so happy to be apart of it. Even though i’ve gone through the whole grieving process of the final episode, I will still shout, “LOKI SHOULD HAVE KISSED THAT OLD MAN!”… Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

i’m fucking salivating… shit… don’t tell loki guys

Owen / drunk / bathtub / cowboy hat -> CINEMA

WIP Wednesday

Was tagged by @loki-is-my-kink-awakening, and I actually have something started this week, so hopefully sharing it will serve as some motivation to finish it quicker! It's the next in my line-up of Fluffuary prompts: urgency / kneel / rural. It's a Lokius story, but following two variants, rather than the Mobius and Loki we followed in the series.

"I'm back!" Loki called into the house as he walked through the front door. Don looked up from the kitchen table where he was sitting with Kevin, helping him with his math homework. "You get Sean to soccer practice on time?" As Loki approached, he nodded. He came to a stop by their side and ran his hand along Don's shoulders. "His coach said they'll be having a long practice today," he informed his husband, "We have three hours until he needs to be picked up again." With that, a certain spark entered his eyes as he and Don exchanged knowing grins. They had hopeful plans for how they wanted to spend that particular Saturday afternoon. Plans that involved having the house to themselves. With Sean out for several hours, there was only Kevin left to cockblock them, but they were fairly certain it wouldn't be for long. Every weekend, Kevin's friend came to their door to invite him over to play video games. It was only a matter of time. But until then… Tearing his eyes away from Loki and back down to the table, Don finally noticed that Kevin had abandoned his math problems in favor of doodling a robot in the margin of his worksheet. "Hey." While Loki wandered farther into the kitchen to get himself a snack, Don tapped the paper to draw his son's attention. "Focus," he urged, "It's just long division, right? You got this!" He pulled over a separate sheet of paper, on which he'd written out one problem as an example. "Do it the way I showed you. Remember?" "That's not the way Ms. Tullis wants us to show our work," Kevin pointed out, going right back to his drawing. Groaning, Don rubbed his hands down his face. "Why'd they have to reinvent math?" he complained, snatching up the paper he'd used to explain the process to Kevin, "Solving it this way works just as well! Probably better!" Luckily, that was when the doorbell rang.

It's going to be exactly what it sounds like 😘

Tagging (probably duplicating several): @insert-witty-user-name-here, @dewdropreader, @lgwilt, @mirilyawrites, @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian, and anyone else that sees this and wants to share some of their work!

real

Owen better be sitting next to Tom at Paley Fest. Sophia and Eric better not be pushing any Sylki propaganda. Tom and Owen finally promoting the show together and of course they had to taint it by bringing those two along 🙄

i have been anticipating this fic since i read the seven sentence sunday a week or so ago! it’s just as good as i wanted 😫😫

by hypocriteromantic

Loki was still seething when he strode into the clothing store. He simply could not believe he’d had his best suit ruined by some clumsy teenager and their mocha latte three days before the most important business meeting of his life. His hands trembled with the need to grab someone by the throat or break some offending object. Other than that, his affected demeanour was as poised as always. He strode to the counter past multiple clothing racks that smelled like stifling weddings and pretentious cocktail parties.

Words: 1617, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Mobius M. Mobius, Ravonna Lexus Renslayer, Hunter B-15 (Marvel), Sylvie (Loki TV), Other Kang Variants (Marvel)

Relationships: Loki/Mobius M. Mobius

Additional Tags: AU where mobius works in a clothing store, mobius takes loki’s measurements, loki is a stockbroker, Smut, my first au, don’t wait for the series to be completed, i don’t know how many chapters i’ll write, Touching, Teasing, Foreplay, Love at First Sight, First Kiss, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

i never thought to put my edits on tumblr but yk… enjoy?

mobius being our adorable and dramatic queen.

i love this 💀💀💀

I needed a lokius version of this

lokius forever!