I Hope I’m Not Just An Annoyance To You But Also An Object Of Your Pathological Psychosexual Rage

so long hot girl summer hello faggot fall

good girls

“So Miss Perfect, is there another Perfect out there ready for you to get home so they can talk to you about equations? Or make you beg so much you forget about being so smart?” Michael leaned into Luke's space, nearly putting her head on her shoulder. She watched Luke skin flush, "Is there someone? Or are you alone?"

She watched as Calum bit her lip and Luke’s face turned red, “That is none of your business Michael! We aren’t here to learn about my life, we’re here for Calum’s study plans. You aren’t even supposed to be here.”

or Calum is failing her classes, Michael is her girlfriend and they wanna fuck Luke.

(on ao3)

for @escapesos (and their anon)

if regulus is allowed the brothers bsf trope i think it's only fair sirius has that trope as well. 'by making remus and regulus besties!!' no actually by making sirius kiss bartemius crouch junior

happy birthday to this fucking post

I shall not apologise for the person I will become when the votes start being announced.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

fun fact

the pronouns in my bio are actually meant for you to use them!!

wearing a mask

(click for better quality!)

‼️which one of these ISN’T ashton irwin‼️ (hard edition)

bottom right is not a cowboy, it’s a man in a fedora, so therefore bam not Ashton 😤 try again

ashton, babe, you don't really sound too sorry about all that <3