Dante And Dorian From "Draco Malfoy And The Mirror Of Ecidyrue"

also wear lingerie. next question

why is a 44 years old married woman obsessing over 27 years old ashton this is very creepy

i hate maths bc the teachers are always lying to you. it’s alway ‘it’s impossible to do this’ and then a few years later you learn that it is, in fact, possible. that everything you believed in was faked. it was all a lie.

thought i recognised the haircut

if i get fooled by a ‘completed’ fic on ao3 just for the last chapter to be a discontinuation announcement even though it’s not tagged as such, it’s on SIGHT

Harry when Quirrel dies due to his actions: lmao sucks to be him

Harry when he forced Lockhart to go first into the Chamber of Secrets: should've made better life choices earlier and not tried to attack me and ron. close your eyes and hope the basilisk isn't hungry I guess

Harry when Death Eaters get killed or maimed due to his actions: sad it had to be this way but oh well

Harry when Umbridge gets carried off by centaurs: lol bye get wrekt

Harry when Draco is in danger or hurt: *crying, shaking throwing up.* THIS IS NOT FINE!!!!!

i hope ashton irwin knows how much we appreciate him and every single words destined to us

this is actually the funniest thing that has ever happened

calum is also avril lavigne

he was a sk8er boi she said see you later boi........

so we all know that regulus writes sad boy poetry but you’re telling me that james in love with the idea of love potter, aka the biggest romantic fool who has ever graced the hogwarts grounds, wouldn’t spill his heart out on a parchement writing romantic poems cmon now