Sorry To All Those "sirius Can Sing" Stans...but Headcannon Sirius Black Sounds Like A Dying Cat Singing

Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie

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le-suspect

3 years ago

people who sing ballads at esc make it boring

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eurovison 2022 esc 2022

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le-suspect

2 years ago

This Nostalgia In My Bones — Why Can’t I Forget It?

this nostalgia in my bones — why can’t i forget it?

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5sos 5 seconds of summer pls shut up i can’t do this rn i love this gif set but also i hate it

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le-suspect

2 years ago

who tf hid this from me

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he's so LIKE.. omfg /lh Golden THE RINGS 5sos his face 5 seconds of summer luke hemmings luke 5 seconds of summer this is so homophobic why haven’t i seen this before are u deadass tn idek what im meant to think literally golden the stare?? the pink lips? thr untamed curls? im having a fucking breakdown rn the necklace

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le-suspect

2 years ago

find the difference between michael's shirt and the picture of malum. you can't

(thanks @lukemichaelcalumashton for providing the EXACT malum pic to illustrate my point)

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michael clifford calum hood pspsps hope look at this malum

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le-suspect

2 years ago

in honour of father’s day, i think everyone should read and reread Building a Family by @pixiegrl

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i reread parts of it myself such a slay fic

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le-suspect

2 years ago

i feel like saying « people with childhood trauma are kinky asf now » is kinda romanticising trauma

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maias bs like idk i don’t have childhood trauma but my friend does and the idea that she might talk to a guy about it and the only thing he would think about would be ‘she must be kinky then’ is SO GROSS also that friend is like the most vanilla gal ive ever met

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le-suspect

2 years ago

Subject Line

Hellooo! I am literally so excited to share this fic and I don’t even know what to say but aaa!! I do have to express the biggest thank you to two of my favorite people in the world, Maya ( @calumsash ) and Myle ( @satellitesunset ) specifically for helping me write so much of the social media aspect of this fic. I’ve never spent so much time formatting a story ever lol and even if you don’t read it, i would love for you to just LOOK at it because WOW that formatting is sexy. Hope you enjoy it!! aaa

Summary: Maybe the sunrise doesn’t matter much after all. Calum can watch the sunrise any day. How many days will he get Ashton like this? Shirtless, sporting bedhead in a hotel room, with just the two of them for a few lazy hours alone?

Soon enough, they’ll be back on the tour bus and Calum won’t be allowed to hold Ashton’s hand anymore.

Word Count: 20,718

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: Explicit

READ ON AO3

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le-suspect

3 years ago

every time charlie srping said « im not hungry » i felt my heart breaking a little more

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le-suspect

2 years ago

i want ashton irwin to hug me so tight i stop breathing

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i love him so much ashton irwin maias bs HIS ARMS so big he’s so cuddly i want him to be my funcle and hug me i already said that im crying thinking about it

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le-suspect

2 years ago

when i woke up and the first thing i saw was the new tumblr logo i knew i was gonna have a bad day

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maias bs

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