Lebisbian - 'crunch'

Hello fellow rats and other miscellaneous creatures and critters of the sewer

teachers r full of shit “ohh u need to learn to read its a life skill” the only life skill you need is lesbianism

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

Custom cursor malware that destroyed your computer in 2008 and got you yelled at by your mom moodboard 

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

these ladies need more loving

been too lazy lately orz

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster (2003)